LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

There's sure no accounting for taste
She's good and she's kind, what a waste,
With long, wavy locks
And bright purple socks

There's sure no accounting for taste
She's good and she's kind, what a waste,
With long, wavy locks

There's sure no accounting for taste
She's good and she's kind, what a waste

The old man who lives up the hill
Gives me a frightening chill
It may be his grin
Reeking of sin
But he's loved by his old friend Jill

There's sure no accounting for taste

The old man who lives up the hill
Gives me a frightening chill
It may be his grin
Reeking of sin

The old man who lives up the hill
Gives me a frightening chill
It may be his grin

The old man who lives up the hill
Gives me a frightening chill

The good and the brave we salute
And all in a military suit
They all look so smart,
They win every heart
So I'm raising my champagne flute.

The old man who lives up the hill

The good and the brave we salute
And all in a military suit
They all look so smart
That they win every heart

The good and the brave we salute
And all in a military suit
They all look so smart

The good and the brave we salute
And all in a military suit

Today is Memorial Day
Never heard of it, I must say,
What is it about?
Please give it a shout
To the fallen of the USA

The good and the brave we salute

Today is Memorial Day
Never heard of it, I must say,
What is it about?
Please give it a shout

Today is Memorial Day
Never heard of it, I must say,
What is it about?

Today is Memorial Day
Never heard of it, I must say

Magenta8 Mon 26-May-25 15:54:26

It's Bank Holiday and it's wet
It's always raining, you can bet
Just stay in and read
In bed if you need
It's sunny where I am, you bet!

Today is Memorial Day

It's Bank Holiday and it's wet
It's always raining, you can bet
Just stay in a read
In bed if you need

It's Bank Holiday and it's wet
It's always raining, you can bet
Just stay in and read

It's Bank Holiday and it's wet
It's always raining, you can bet

I might end up in A and E
Be seen by that awful McPhee
She's in charge tonight
She'd give me a fright,
I can't wait to be just set free.

It's Bank Holiday and it's wet,

I might end up in A and E
Be seen by that awful McPhee
She's in charge tonight
She'd give me a fright

I might end up in A and E
Be seen by that awful McPhee
She's in charge tonight

That sure sounds a romantic date
With someone who is just a ‘mate’
They do it in Venice

I might end up in A and E,
Be seen by that awful McPhee

Perhaps I'll buy a horse instead,
Maybe he'll talk like Mister Ed
I'll ride side-saddle
Go for a paddle,
But I'll fall off and hurt my head.

I might end up in A and E,