LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

But our honesty surely does shine
We know that what's yours isn't mine
Admit my misdeeds

But our honesty surely does shine
We know that what's yours isn't mine

He was run out of town real quick
Quite right. He was taking the Mick
So crime doesn't pay?
It seems to, today,
In fact, it does seem downright sick.

But our honesty surely does shine

He was run out of town real quick
Quite right. He was taking the Mick
So crime doesn't pay?
It seems to, today,

He was run out of town real quick
Quite right. He was taking the Mick
So crime doesn't pay?

He was run out of town real quick
Quite right. He was taking the Mick

Quite right. He was taking the Mick

He got lost on the road to Rhyl
And found himself near to The Mill
So crossed over
To buy some flour
But then refused to pay the bill.

He was run out of town real quick

He got lost on the road to Rhyl
And found himself near to The Mill
So he crossed over
To buy some flour

He got lost on the road to Rhyl
And found himself near to The Mill
So he crossed over

He got lost on the road to Rhyl
And found himself near to The Mill

It's time now to write something silly
About my dear young brother Willy
He pretends to be French
Or that he's Judi Dench,
But knows that he lives in Caerphilly.

He got lost on the road to Rhyl

It's time now to write something silly
About my dear young brother Willy
He pretends to be French
Or that he's Judi Dench

It's time now to write something silly
About my dear young brother Willy
He pretends to be French

It's time now to write something silly
About my dear young brother Willy

Tiles are great in this hot weather
Or lie outside in the heather
A cold drink would be nice
Take-a-way with rice
To enjoy with my friends, all together

It's time now to write something silly

Tiles are great in this hot weather
Or lie outside in the heather
A cold drink would be nice
Take-a-way with rice

Tiles are great in this hot weather
Or lie outside in the heather
A cold drink would be nice

Tiles are great in this hot weather
Or lie outside in the heather

But where do you think I should go?
Do you like baking heat or the snow?
Forest or beaches
Lions or leeches
Me, I prefer my kitchen floor.

Tiles are great in this hot weather

But where do you think I should go?
Do you like baking heat or the snow?
Forest or beaches
Lions or leeches

But where do you think I should go?
Do you like baking heat or the snow?
Forest or beaches

But where do you think I should go?
Do you like baking heat, or the snow?

I'm restless tonight, don't know why
P'rhaps something to do with the sky?
In bed hours, can't sleep
Tired, that's what I need
Need a holiday, I won't lie

But where do you think I should go?

I'm restless tonight, don't know why
P'rhaps something to do with the sky?
In bed hours, can't sleep
Tired, that’s what I need