LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

I woke with a jolt and a start
Possibly I heard our dog fart
The noise was so loud
The dog looked real proud

I woke with a jolt and a start
Possibly I heard our dog fart
The noise was so loud

I woke with a jolt and a start
Possibly I heard our dog fart

That dream ended with a big bump
When I woke up with a jump
The bed broke in two
Out the window I flew
And landed on the rubbish dump

I woke with a jolt and a start

That dream ended with a big bump
When I woke up with a jump
The bed broke in two
Out the window I flew

That dream ended with a big bump
When I woke up with a jump
The bed broke in two

That dream ended with a big bump
When I woke up with a jump

Let's all dream of Utopia
With goodies in a cornucopia
No more debt an strife
A worry- free life
And we'll be dancing the hula

That dream ended with a big bump

Let's all dream of Utopia
With goodies in a cornucopia
No more debt and strife
A worry-free life

Let's all dream of Utopia
With goodies in a cornucopia
No more debt and strife

Lets all dream of utopia
With goodies in a cornucopia

There surely will be lots of change
I hope the choice is a full range
From Left,Right and Centre
With never a dissenter
All the same I'm afraid , they strange

Lets all dream of utopia

There surely will be lots of change
I hope the choice is a full range
From Left, Right and Centre
With ne'er a dissenter

There surely will be lots of change
I hope the choice is a full range
From Left, Right and Centre

There surely will be lots of change
I hope the choice is a full range

We should send politicians away
Listen to what we have to say
What would we tell them?
Wait, I'll get my pen
Can't wait until election day

There surely will be lots of change

We should send politicians away
Listen to what we have to say
What would we tell them?
Wait, I'll get my pen

We should send politicians away
Listen to what we have to say
So what would we tell them?

We should send politicians away
listen to what we have to say

In the village there lived a grump
Whose moaning gave the hump
All he did was complain
He was a big pain
And I heard he's related to Trump.

We should send politicians away

In the village there lived a grump
Whose moaning gave the hump
All he did was complain
He was a big pain

In the village there lived a grump
Whose moaning gave us the hump
All he did was complain

In the village there lived a grump
Whose moaning gave us the hump

Reminds me of a boy I knew
No one there for him as he grew
It all seems so sad
He was wronged not bad
Understandably he went askew

In the village there lived a grump

Reminds me of a boy I knew
No one there for him as he grew
It all seems so sad
He was wronged not bad