LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

Now his sister is much younger
Loves food and suffers from hunger
Is Freddy so mean?

Now his sister is much younger
Loves food and suffers from hunger

Now Freddy loves to cook a meal
His talent at cooking is real
A gourmet cook course
A real tour de force
Last night, the most fabulous veal.

Now his sister is much younger

Now Freddy loves to cook a meal
His talent at cooking is real
A gourmet cook course
A real tour de force

Now Freddy loves to cook a meal
His talent at cooking is real
A gourmet cook course,

Now Freddy loves to cook a meal
His talent at cooking is real

I'd got ingredients ready
With the help of my grandson, Teddy
We made such a mess
Meal not a success
I should have asked brother Freddy.

Now Freddy loves to cook a meal

I'd got ingredients ready
With the help of my grandson, Teddy
We made such a mess
Meal not a success

I’d got ingredients ready
With the help of my grandson, Teddy
We made such a mess

I'd got ingredients ready
With the help of my grandson, Teddy,

I received admiring glances
I'll shine at some local dances
That dress is a winner!
At a posh dinner
Right for conducting romances

I'd got ingredients ready

I received admiring glances
I'll shine at some local dances
That dress is a winner!
At a posh dinner

I received admiring glances
I’ll shine at some local dances
That dress is a winner!

I received admiring glances
I’ll shine at some local dances

I’ve just bought a new summer dress
All swish and my shape matters less
It just makes me smile
The colours and style
‘Twas expensive though, I confess

I received admiring glances

I've just bought a new new summer dress
All swish and my shape matters less
It just makes me smile
The colours and style!

I've just bought a new new summer dress
All swish and my shape matters less
It just makes me smile

I've just bought a new summer dress
All swish and my shape matters less

I once knew an arrogant bass
Whose behaviour was often crass
An arrogant fish?
His swagger I'd wish
I'd had, he was really a gas

I've just bought a new summer dress

I once knew an arrogant bass
Whose behaviour was often crass
An arrogant fish?
His swagger I’d wish
I ate him and let the guilt pass

He went well with Savignon wine

I once knew an arrogant bass
Whose behaviour was often crass
An arrogant fish?
His swagger I’d wish

I once knew an arrogant bass
Whose behaviour was often crass
An arrogant fish?

I once knew an arrogant bass
Whose behaviour was often crass

My next beau was really much nicer
And seemed to be quite a lot brighter
I think he’s a keeper
Our love grows deeper
And life is certainly lighter.

I once knew an arrogant bass

My next beau was really much nicer
And seemed to be quite a lot brighter
I think he's a keeper
Our love grows deeper