LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

A cultural evening was had
For which I was extremely glad

My dinners are always 'pot luck'
Last week someone brought a roast duck
I quickly made sauce
With orange of course
Then we watched Shakespeare and Puck

A cultural evening was had

My dinners are always 'pot luck'
Last week someone brought a roast duck
I quickly made sauce
With orange of course

My dinners are always ‘pot luck’
Last week someone brought a roast duck.
I quickly made sauce

My dinners are always ‘pot luck’
Last week someone brought a roast duck

I like to have guests for dinner
That's why I'm not getting thinner
You're my type of girl
In a social whirl
You sure will be a winner

My dinners are always ‘pot luck’

I like to have guests for dinner
That's why I'm not getting thinner
You're my type of girl
In a social whirl

I like to have guests for dinner
That's why I'm not getting thinner
You’re my type of girl

I like to have guests for dinner
That's why I'm not getting thinner

My breakfast - best meal of the day
Keeps you energised - so they say
With porridge or fruit
With coffee or juice
Help yourself - at my house you may,

I like to have guests for dinner

My breakfast - best meal of the day
Keeps you engergised - so they say
With porridge or fruit
With Coffee or juice

My breakfast - best meal of the day
Keeps you engergised - so they say
With porridge or fruit

My breakfast - best meal of the day
Keeps you energised - so they say

Really don't want to die hungry
Or worse end up as a junkie
So I'll keep working hard
Put on lots of lard
At least I won't look like a monkey.

My breakfast - best meal of the day

Really don't want to die hungry
Or worse end up as a junkie
So I'll keep working hard
Put on lots of lard

Really don't want to die hungry
Or worse end up as a junkie
So I'll keep working hard

Really don't want to die hungry
Or worse end up as a junkie

Moderation isn't for me
Neither at breakfast or tea
I snack all the time
My food tastes sublime
Dont care about weight, you can see

Really don’t want to die hungry

Moderation isn't for me
Neither at breakfast or tea
I snack all the time
My food tastes sublime

Moderation isn't for me
Neither at breakfast or tea
I snack all the time

Moderation isn't for me
Neither at breakfast or at tea

No doubt I will put on some weight
But my appetite I will sate
I'll have what I please
Tastebuds I will tease
And drink all night long with my mate

Moderation isn't for me

No doubt I will put on some weight
But my appetite I will state
I’ll have what I please
Tastebuds I will tease

No doubt I will put on some weight
But my appetite I will state
I’ll have what I please

No doubt I'll put on some weight
But my appetite I will sate