Rhyming Couples - New for 2025

Then sleep for two days
Don’t care what anyone says

I’ll wake up quite beautiful

I'll drown a few shots
I'll drink lots and lots

Then sleep for two days

I like his bacon and eggs
And his wine, thought it’s just dregs

I’ll drown a few shots

I guess he’ll be cross
Well really it's his loss.

I like his bacon and eggs

Let's eat his food
While I’m in the mood

I guess he’ll be cross

He's not in his room
He's gone to the moon

Let's eat his food

Breakfast is ready
Go and call Freddy

He’s not in his room

Give me your purse
And I’ll pay the nurse.

Breakfast is ready

Oops sorry

Give me your purse

Let’s all have fun
Naked in the sun

I'm tired and need my bed
I've got an aching head

Let's all have fun!

Everyone wants to win
Surely that’s not a sin

I’m tired and need my bed

People sure can run fast
They don't want to be last

Everyone wants to win

The restaurant was full
But along came a bull.

People sure can run fast

They came out for meals
Their dogs at their heels

The restaurant was full

Some people are so odd
They hide away in a pod

They came out for meals

It's far from most places
With many strange faces

Some people are so odd

Is that very far ?
Depends on where you are.

It's far from most places

I wish I could go
To São Paulo

Is that very far ?

Far off places he’s seen
Places I've never been

I wish I could go

He travels in style
Covers many a mile

Far off places he’s seen

He makes funny faces
While going to great places.

He travels in style

Am I being really silly?
Yes like dear Billy

He makes funny faces

I'll get my mac out.
Please don't back out!

Am I being really silly?

Very soon it will rain
Oh that’s such a pain

I’ll get my Mac out