Silly news stories

The prosthetic limb clinic is advertising for volunteers to help them out.

The owner said "we could really do with people to give us a hand".

The plastic surgery clinic is closed, temporarily.
It'll be having a complete face-lift.

The elastic factory is having to let some of its employees go. They're a bit stretched.

Meanwhile, a much loved maze is to close down.

The company responsible for its upkeep said "despite our best efforts, we just can't see a way out of it".