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NonGrannyMoll Wed 30-Oct-24 15:31:17

Notice on the inside of a train door:
DO NOT LEAN OUT OF THE WINDOW

Edited version:
DO NOT CLEAN SOUP OFF THE WINDOW

Have a go yourself - any existing notice, either edited by you or something you've seen. Keep it clean, please.

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crazyH Wed 30-Oct-24 15:38:48

Notice on a Farm Stile
ANIMALS CROSSING

Edited
FOOLS WALKING

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Mollygo Wed 30-Oct-24 17:14:51

BEWARE. DEER

LOOK OUT DARLING!

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MissAdventure Wed 30-Oct-24 21:19:31

CAUTION WET FLOOR

BREAK DANCING COMPETITION THIS WAY 👉

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Indigo8 Wed 30-Oct-24 21:22:18

HEAVY PLANT CROSSING

BEWARE TRIFFIDS!!!!

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SkippyO Wed 30-Oct-24 21:48:50

PLEASE KEEP OFF THE GRASS

REFRAIN FROM SMOKING POT

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Indigo8 Thu 31-Oct-24 07:20:35

SLOW CHILDREN CROSSING

QUICK ONES CROSS FURTHER UP

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AskAlice Thu 31-Oct-24 09:06:50

THIS DOOR IS ALARMED

BUT THE ONE FURTHER UP IS VERY CALM

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SkippyO Thu 31-Oct-24 16:38:47

FORK IN ROAD

BEWARE! CUTLERY SPILLAGE AHEAD

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crazyH Thu 31-Oct-24 21:54:45

OLD PEOPLE CROSSING

GNETTERS ON AN OUTING

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Indigo8 Fri 01-Nov-24 07:38:18

KEEP LEFT

DON'T VOTE TORY

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TerriBull Fri 01-Nov-24 07:51:52

This is an actual sign at a nearby school

DEAD SLOW CHILDREN CROSSING

CROSSING FOR THE ALERT AND ALIVE

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Indigo8 Fri 01-Nov-24 13:12:17

NO TIPPING
OR DUMPING

JUST PAY THE PRICE ASKED AND NO MORE
TAKE DUMP SOMEWHERE ELSE

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Indigo8 Fri 01-Nov-24 15:35:23

Should be TAKE A DUMP

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Mollygo Mon 04-Nov-24 00:13:23
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RED SQUIRRELS DRIVE SLOWLY

GREY SQUIRRELS DRIVE LIKE LUNATICS!

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Ali08 Wed 15-Jan-25 05:23:12

A big nose isn't an excuse for no mask. I mean, I still wear underwear.

The fastest land mammal is a toddler who's been asked what's in their mouth. (That'll be my youngest grandchild, then).

both were put up by a Mexican restaurant
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Food for thought...
Wouldn't it be ironic if Popeye's chicken was fried in olive oil!
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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits. In which case I'd PMSL!
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I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally. (This is perfect for me).
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Doodledog Wed 15-Jan-25 06:05:22

Mollygo

RED SQUIRRELS DRIVE SLOWLY

GREY SQUIRRELS DRIVE LIKE LUNATICS!

😂😂

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Indigo8 Wed 15-Jan-25 16:22:49

CYCLISTS CROSS HERE

CYCLISTS EVEN CROSSER FURTHER ON

Love the squirrel one BTWgrin

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JamesandJon33 Wed 15-Jan-25 17:12:32

Trespassers will be prosecuted
Trespassers will be persecuted

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Ali08 Tue 18-Feb-25 22:50:18

Holey Road

Please fasten seat belts & remove dentures.
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OldFrill Tue 18-Feb-25 23:28:25

Free House

Help yourself to beer

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Indigo8 Wed 19-Feb-25 08:19:38

TREE FELLERS AHEAD

SEE IF YOU CAN CATCH UP WITH ALL TREE OF THEM

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henetha Wed 19-Feb-25 10:45:21

To Let

Toilet

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