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Police car stopped, flashed it's light
They leapt in and soon stopped the fight
Two boys were arrested
Both of them protested
But police held onto them tight

They both said the other was wrong

Police car stopped, flashed its light
They leapt in and soon stopped the fight,
Two boys were arrested
Both of them protested

Police car stopped, flashed its light
They leapt in and soon stopped the fight,
Two boys were arrested

Police car stopped, flashed its light
They leapt in and soon stopped the fight,

The driver then stopped and said "Go",
So they left, but their walking was slow
We got caught at the lights
The boys started fights
Bloody noses were all on show

Police car stopped, flashed its light

The driver then stopped and said "Go",
So they left, but their walking was slow
We got caught at the lights
The boys started fights

The driver then stopped and said "Go",
So they left, but their walking was slow
We got caught at the lights

The driver then stopped and said "Go",
So they left, but their walking was slow

Noisy teens piled on from the school
The girls were trying to look "cool"
The boys all looked bored,
They were being ignored
So behaved badly, as a rule.

The driver then stopped and said "Go",

Noisy teens piled on from the school
The girls were trying to look "cool"
The boys all looked bored,
They were being ignored

Noisy teens piled on from the school
The girls were trying to look "cool"
The boys all looked bored,

Noisy teens piled on from the school
The girls were trying to look "cool"

I'm going out today on a bus
So got ready without any fuss
I stood at the stop
Got off at the shop
The driver was quite at a loss

Noisy teens piled on from the school

I'm going out today on a bus
So got ready without any fuss
I stood at the stop
Got off at the shop

I'm going out today on a bus
So got ready without any fuss
I stood at the stop

I'm going out today on a bus
So got ready without any fuss

My poor little lawn will go brown
Perhaps that better than to drown
Here, we've had plenty of rain
We say "Not again!"
It's been wet in country and town.

I'm going out today on a bus

My poor little lawn will go brown
Perhaps that better than to drown
Here, we've had plenty of rain
We say "Not again!"

My poor little lawn will go brown
Perhaps that better than to drown
Here, we've had plenty of rain

My poor little lawn will go brown
Perhaps that better than to drown

Summer is not too far away
We're in the merry month of May
But the rain is unceasing
Temps are increasing
Yet hose bans will start any day!

My poor little lawn will go brown

Summer is not too far away
We're in the merry month of May
But the rain is unceasing
Temps are increasing

Summer is not too far away
We're in the merry month of May
But the rain is unceasing

Summer is not too far away
We're in the merry month of May