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Salti Mon 13-May-24 10:39:43

Contd

This morning I walked in the sun
I was glad the rain had all gone
Spring is so charming
With sounds of farming
But plenty of work to be done

Summer is not too far away

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Salti Sun 02-Jun-24 10:41:07

Whenever I do think aloud
It happens when I’m in a crowd
All heads turn to me
No filter you see

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crazyH Sat 01-Jun-24 23:50:20

Whenever I do think aloud
It happens when I’m in a crowd
All heads turn to me

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Bellanonna Sat 01-Jun-24 18:56:25

Whenever I do think aloud
It happens when I’m in a crowd

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crazyH Sat 01-Jun-24 18:48:57

My husband is now quite well trained
Despite looking constantly pained
To rustle up a meal
He says, "No big deal"
And then a headache will be feigned

Whenever I do think aloud

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GoldenLady Sat 01-Jun-24 18:41:34

My husband is now quite well trained
Despite looking constantly pained
To rustle up a meal
He says, "No big deal"

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biglouis Sat 01-Jun-24 15:49:33

My husband is now quite well trained
Despite looking constantly pained
To rustle up a meal

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Bellanonna Sat 01-Jun-24 15:40:59

My husband is now quite well trained
Despite looking constantly pained

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Salti Sat 01-Jun-24 15:01:25

Success depends on Lady Luck
And who you know to earn a buck
There’s always a chance
That you will advance
To afford both maids and a cook

My husband is now quite well trained

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GoldenLady Sat 01-Jun-24 14:22:46

Success depends on Lady Luck
And who you know to earn a buck
There’s always a chance
That you will advance

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crazyH Sat 01-Jun-24 09:59:31

Success depends on Lady Luck
And who you know to earn a buck
There’s always a chance

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biglouis Sat 01-Jun-24 09:51:09

Success depends on Lady Luck
And who you know to earn a buck

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crazyH Fri 31-May-24 22:19:53

They now successful pop singers
And big time money bringers
When they come on stage
With their entou-rage
But gosh, some of them were mingers

Success depends on Lady Luck

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GoldenLady Fri 31-May-24 15:11:42

They now successful pop singers
And big time money bringers
When they come on stage
With their entou-rage

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52bright Fri 31-May-24 12:40:55

They now successful pop singers
And big time money bringers
When they come on stage

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biglouis Fri 31-May-24 11:05:52

They now are successful pop singers
And big time money bringers

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GoldenLady Thu 30-May-24 17:26:31

They were off key and out of tune
Each one made noise like a goon
A terrible din,
Belongs in a bin,
Sounded like howls at the moon

They now are successful pop singers

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henetha Wed 29-May-24 10:24:12

They were off key and out of tune
Each one made noise like a goon
A terrible din,
Belongs in a bin,

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VB000 Wed 29-May-24 10:12:15

They were off key and out of tune
Each one made noise like a goon
A terrible din

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biglouis Tue 28-May-24 12:19:26

They were off key and out of tune
Each one made noise like a goon

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Gwyllt Tue 28-May-24 12:16:38

Sorry didn’t go onto following page

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Gwyllt Tue 28-May-24 12:15:47

They both said the other was wrong
Hoping it would not go on for long

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Salti Tue 28-May-24 11:16:33

They both said the other was wrong,
One farted, oh such a bad pong,
They were shoved in the van
By a big policeman
Where they promptly burst into song

They were off key and out of tune

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henetha Tue 28-May-24 10:27:34

They both said the other was wrong,
One farted, oh such a bad pong,
They were shoved in the van
By a big policeman

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biglouis Mon 27-May-24 12:40:15

They both said the other was wrong,
One farted, oh such a bad pong,
They were shoved in the van

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henetha Mon 27-May-24 10:36:21

They both said the other was wrong,
One farted, oh such a bad pong,

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