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Salti Mon 13-May-24 10:39:43

Contd

This morning I walked in the sun
I was glad the rain had all gone
Spring is so charming
With sounds of farming
But plenty of work to be done

Summer is not too far away

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biglouis Thu 04-Jul-24 11:07:06

Uncle Jim had a beard so thick
It was matted and covered in sick
It smelled pretty bad
No-one told him? How sad!
What a very odd partner to pick

A partner is a matter of taste

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Bellanonna Thu 04-Jul-24 10:50:39

Uncle Jim had a beard so thick
It was matted and covered in sick
It smelled pretty bad
No-one told him? How sad!

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VB000 Thu 04-Jul-24 08:56:31

Uncle Jim had a beard so thick
It was matted and covered in sick
It smelled pretty bad

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Bumface Thu 04-Jul-24 08:37:18

Uncle Jim had a beard so thick
It was matted and covered in sick

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crazyH Wed 03-Jul-24 19:12:55

Penelope had a crush on him
A pretty girl, and far from dim
But her charms didn't matter
All she did was natter
Then she ran off with Uncle Jim

Uncle Jim had a beard so thick

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Bumface Wed 03-Jul-24 16:42:47

Penelope had a crush on him
A pretty girl, and far from dim
But her charms didn't matter
All she did was natter

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GoldenLady Wed 03-Jul-24 14:43:42

Penelope had a crush on him
A pretty girl, and far from dim
But her charms didn't matter

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biglouis Wed 03-Jul-24 11:20:13

Penelope had a crush on him
A pretty girl, and far from dim

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crazyH Wed 03-Jul-24 10:34:26

At school my 'art' marks were zero
Though the art teacher, he was my hero
He had Greek God looks
And deadly right hooks
So I jabbed him with my biro

Penelope had a crush on him

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henetha Wed 03-Jul-24 10:05:28

At school my 'art' marks were zero
Though the art teacher, he was my hero
He had Greek God looks
And deadly right hooks

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crazyH Tue 02-Jul-24 15:33:15

At school my 'art' marks were zero
Though the art teacher, he was my hero
He had Greek God looks

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Bumface Tue 02-Jul-24 15:14:26

At school my 'art' marks were zero
Though the art teacher, he was my hero

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crazyH Tue 02-Jul-24 14:57:46

Paintings by A-I are creepy
Some make me feel kind of weepy
Not made by human hand
Either eerie or bland
I don’t mind, I’m just quite easy

At school my ‘art’ marks were zero

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GoldenLady Tue 02-Jul-24 14:14:02

Paintings by A-I are creepy
Some make me feel kind of weepy
Not made by human hand
Either eerie or bland

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biglouis Tue 02-Jul-24 01:47:59

Paintings by A-I are creepy
Some make me feel kind of weepy
Not made by human hand

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Bumface Mon 01-Jul-24 15:42:07

Paintings by A-I are creepy
Some make me feel kind of weepy

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GoldenLady Mon 01-Jul-24 14:53:36

The cliff path led down to the sea
He walked down in darkness with me
So romantic a date
So, was it just fate
That his wife appeared so suddenly?

Paintings by A-I are creepy

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Salti Mon 01-Jul-24 13:51:37

The cliff path led down to the sea
He walked down in darkness with me
So romantic a date
So, was it just fate

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biglouis Mon 01-Jul-24 13:16:57

The cliff path led down to the sea
He walked down in darkness with me
So romantic a date

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biglouis Mon 01-Jul-24 13:16:10

The cliff path led down to the sea
It was steep as steep could be

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Bumface Mon 01-Jul-24 13:07:05

The cliff path led down to the sea
He walked down in darkness with me

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VB000 Mon 01-Jul-24 12:05:52

But I'd wake up feeling mean
With a hangover seldom seen
Vow to never again
Go against the grain
I was dancing like Mr Bean

The cliff path led down to the sea

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crazyH Mon 01-Jul-24 10:58:08

But I'd wake up feeling mean
With a hangover seldom seen
Vow to never again
Go against the grain

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Bumface Mon 01-Jul-24 08:14:00

But I'd wake up feeling mean
With a hangover seldom seen
Vow to never again

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GoldenLady Mon 01-Jul-24 00:15:59

But Id wake up feeling mean
With a hangover seldom seen

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