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They wait for me to return home
Cats don't like to be left alone
With tails up they greet me
Let's hope they don't eat me
Before going out for a roam

The village mice are in hiding

They wait for me to return home
Cats don't like to be left alone
With tails up they greet me
Let's hope they don't eat me

They wait for me to return home
Cats don't like to be left alone
With tails up they greet me

They wait for me to return home
Cats don't like to be left alone

Nature for cats to hunt and kill
‘Specially those with a little bill
They're small tigers, really
Although I love them dearly
As long as they stay on the sill

They wait for me to return home

Nature for cats to hunt and kill
‘Specially those with a little bill
They're small tigers, really
Although I love them dearly

Nature for cats to hunt and kill
‘Specially those with a little bill
They're small tigers, really

Nature for cats to hunt and kill
‘Specially those with a little bill

Cats are independent creatures
With rather aggressive features
Some kill birds and mice
I don’t think that’s nice
But dont want to be a preacher

Nature for cats to hunt and kill

Cats are independent creatures
With rather aggressive features
Some kill birds and mice
I don’t think that’s nice

Cats are independent creatures
With rather aggressive features
Some kill birds and mice

Cats are independent creatures
With rather aggressive features

Though I would prefer a small cat
One I could cuddle and pat
Having a loud purr
Not sure about the fur
Which shows up against the mat

Cats are independent creatures

Though I would prefer a small cat
One I could cuddle and pat
Having a loud purr
Not sure about the fur

Though I would prefer a small cat
One I could cuddle and pat
Having a loud purr

Though I would prefer a small cat
One I could cuddle and pat

I’d love to have a chihuahua
Cute little dogs have me in awe
Maltese,Bichon Frise
Yorkie,if you please
Or one with a nice little jaw

Though I would prefer a small cat

I'd love to have a chihuahua
Cute little dogs have me in awe
Maltese, Bichon Frise
Yorkie, if you please

Yorkie, if you please

I’d love to have a chihuahua
Cute little dogs have me in awe
Maltese, Bijon Frise

I’d love to have a chihuahua
Cute little dogs have me in awe

A partner is a matter of taste
Some folk are in far too much haste
Best to take care
'Cause they'll always be there
All the way through famine or feast.

I’d love to have a chihuahua

A partner is a matter of taste
Some folk are in far too much haste
Best to take care
'Cause they'll always be there

A partner is a matter of taste
Some folk are in far too much haste
Best to take care

A partner is a matter of taste
Some folk are in far too much haste