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Salti Mon 13-May-24 10:39:43

Contd

This morning I walked in the sun
I was glad the rain had all gone
Spring is so charming
With sounds of farming
But plenty of work to be done

Summer is not too far away

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GoldenLady Sat 21-Sept-24 16:04:58

Ravioli for the wedding dinner
Unusual yes, but a real winner
Then home made ice cream
It will go like a dream
But the dinner won't make me look thinner

The moon is a big orange ball

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Bellanonna Sat 21-Sept-24 17:24:04

The moon is a big orange ball
It’s in waning mode now, not yet small

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crazyH Sat 21-Sept-24 19:24:44

The moon is a big orange ball
It’s in waning mode now, not yet small
I love the Crescent

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biglouis Sat 21-Sept-24 23:55:24

The moon is a big orange ball
It’s in waning mode now, not yet small
I love the Crescent
I watch when present

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henetha Sun 22-Sept-24 12:19:25

The moon is a big orange ball
It’s in waning mode now, not yet small
I love the Crescent
I watch when present,
I hope from the sky it won't fall.

Imagine if gravity stopped

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biglouis Sun 22-Sept-24 13:39:46

Imagine if gravity stopped
Our balance ability knocked

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GoldenLady Sun 22-Sept-24 15:21:22

Imagine if gravity stopped
Our balance ability knocked
We all would go flying

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Bellanonna Sun 22-Sept-24 20:36:22

Imagine if gravity stopped
Our balance ability knocked
We all would go flying
It’s true - I’m not lying

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henetha Mon 23-Sept-24 09:56:09

Imagine if gravity stopped
Our balance ability knocked
We all would go flying
It’s true - I’m not lying,
I'm on Venus now, I've locked.

There's not many people on here

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crazyH Mon 23-Sept-24 11:26:29

There's not many people on here
Looking for someone to share beer

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Indigo8 Mon 23-Sept-24 14:50:20

There's not many people on here
Looking for someone to share beer
Or maybe some crisps

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GoldenLady Mon 23-Sept-24 15:46:18

There's not many people on here
Looking for someone to share beer
Or maybe some crisps
Wow! Talk about trips!

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henetha Tue 24-Sept-24 10:36:31

There's not many people on here
Looking for someone to share beer
Or maybe some crisps
Wow! Talk about trips!
I hope there's Venusians near.

With lots of room for an Earthling

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biglouis Tue 24-Sept-24 12:47:35

With lots of room for an Earthling
Or a rocket ship ready for sharing

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Bellanonna Tue 24-Sept-24 15:57:55

With lots of room for an Earthling
Or a rocket ship ready for sharing
This blistering heat

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GoldenLady Tue 24-Sept-24 16:01:04

With lots of room for an Earthling
Or a rocket ship ready for sharing
This blistering heat
Is burning my feet

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biglouis Tue 24-Sept-24 23:16:50

With lots of room for an Earthling
Or a rocket ship ready for sharing
This blistering heat
Is burning my feet
And my poor head is whirling

Its safer to stay on this world

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crazyH Tue 24-Sept-24 23:49:09

Its safer to stay on this world
With all the problems it may hold

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Bellanonna Wed 25-Sept-24 09:48:03

Its safer to stay on this world
With all the problems it may hold
The seasons are right

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henetha Wed 25-Sept-24 10:37:21

Its safer to stay on this world
With all the problems it may hold
The seasons are right,
Life's mostly bright,

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crazyH Wed 25-Sept-24 11:26:03

Its safer to stay on this world
With all the problems it may hold
The seasons are right,
Life's mostly bright,
Except when it gets very cold

I hear there’s a man on the moon

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GoldenLady Wed 25-Sept-24 16:51:44

I hear there’s a man on the moon
56th anniversary next June

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biglouis Thu 26-Sept-24 15:34:25

I hear there’s a man on the moon
56th anniversary next June
He must feel all alone

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crazyH Thu 26-Sept-24 20:27:47

I hear there’s a man on the moon
56th anniversary next June
He must feel all alone,
I’ll invite him home

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Bellanonna Thu 26-Sept-24 21:20:18

I hear there’s a man on the moon
56th anniversary next June
He must feel all alone,
I’ll invite him home
Travel by hot air balloon

Will we all understand what he says?

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