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Salti Mon 13-May-24 10:39:43

Contd

This morning I walked in the sun
I was glad the rain had all gone
Spring is so charming
With sounds of farming
But plenty of work to be done

Summer is not too far away

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Indigo8 Sat 31-Aug-24 22:46:49

I struck at his nose with a rock
He reacted with obvious shock
He let out a sob

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biglouis Sun 01-Sept-24 11:29:23

I struck at his nose with a rock
He reacted with obvious shock
He let out a sob
So I did a good job

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Indigo8 Sun 01-Sept-24 12:09:20

I struck as his nose with a rock
He reacted with obvious shock
He let out a sob
So I did a good job
I gave him a really hard knock

Relieved to be back on the shore

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GoldenLady Sun 01-Sept-24 14:18:15

Relieved to be back on the shore
I resolved to go swimming no more

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Bellanonna Sun 01-Sept-24 18:15:44

Relieved to be back on the shore
I resolved to go swimming no more
So back to the gym

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Indigo8 Sun 01-Sept-24 20:01:15

Relieved to be back on the shore
I resolved to go swimming no more
So back to the gym
It's gonna be grim

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52bright Sun 01-Sept-24 23:21:40

I struck at his nose with a rock
He reacted with obvious shock
Swam quickly away

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Wyllow3 Mon 02-Sept-24 00:11:05

Relieved to be back on the shore
I resolved to go swimming no more
So back to the gym
It's gonna be grim
But I will persist till I'm sore

But after I'll go in the sauna

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Indigo8 Mon 02-Sept-24 08:17:45

But after I'll go in the sauna
And sit in my usual corner

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biglouis Mon 02-Sept-24 08:30:39

But after I'll go in the sauna
And sit in my usual corner
The heat makes me doze

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henetha Mon 02-Sept-24 10:43:11

But after I'll go in the sauna
And sit in my usual corner
The heat makes me doze
From head down to toes,

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GoldenLady Mon 02-Sept-24 16:34:26

But after I'll go in the sauna
And sit in my usual corner
The heat makes me doze
From head down to toes,
And I dream about flora and fauna

At last, it seems to be autumn!

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crazyH Mon 02-Sept-24 17:09:03

At last, it seems to be autumn!
I’m putting away clothes, cotton,

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Indigo8 Mon 02-Sept-24 17:39:05

At last, it seems to be autumn
I'm putting away clothes, cotton,
Pulled out my woolies

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biglouis Tue 03-Sept-24 00:20:15

At last, it seems to be autumn
I'm putting away clothes, cotton,
Pulled out my woolies
I've racks full on pulleys

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Indigo8 Tue 03-Sept-24 07:43:40

At last it seems to be autumn
I'm putting way clothes, cotton
Pulled out my woolies
I've racks full on pulleys
Some knitted by hand by my mum

It's colder today, that's s fact

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biglouis Tue 03-Sept-24 09:22:32

It's colder today, that's s fact
Skin of my hands is cracked

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henetha Tue 03-Sept-24 10:13:41

It's colder today, that's s fact
Skin of my hands is cracked
Warm undies needed

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Indigo8 Tue 03-Sept-24 11:49:10

It's colder today that's a fact
Skin on my hands is cracked
Warm undies needed
Weather be heeded

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GoldenLady Tue 03-Sept-24 15:16:07

It's colder today that's a fact
Skin on my hands is cracked
Warm undies needed
Weather be heeded
To move someplace warm I must act!

Perhaps a nice tropical isle?

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Indigo8 Tue 03-Sept-24 15:37:21

Perhaps a nice tropical isle
Where I can sunbathe for a while

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Bellanonna Tue 03-Sept-24 17:29:04

It's colder today that's a fact
Skin on my hands is cracked
Warm undies needed
Weather be heeded
Oh no! My email’s been hacked.

I’ve apparently asked friends for cash

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Indigo8 Tue 03-Sept-24 20:36:02

Pass

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biglouis Tue 03-Sept-24 23:01:49

I’ve apparently asked friends for cash
Make sure I dont spend it on trash

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Bellanonna Tue 03-Sept-24 23:05:55

I’ve apparently asked friends for cash
Make sure I dont spend it on trash
I’ve been hacked, you see

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