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My favourite costume this year
Is count Dracula with all the gear
Mine's Freddy Kruger
I'll just eat nougat
When kids knock I'll pretend great fear

When young Guy Faulks night was the best

My favourite costume this year
Is count Dracula with all the gear
Mine's Freddy Kruger
I'll just eat nougat

My favorite costume this year
Is count Dracula with all the gear
Mine’s Freddy Kruger

My favorite costume this year
Is count Dracula with all the gear

We stock up on sweets for the night
Also, a pound or two in sight
A pound or two where?
Gangs of kids out there
Hoping to give me a fright

My favorite costume this year

We stock up on sweets for the night
Also, a pound or two in sight
A pound or two where?
Gangs of kids out there

We stock up on sweets for the night
Also, a pound or two in sight
A pound or two where?

We stock up on sweets for the night
Also, a pound or two in sight

The orange pumpkin by the door
Is huge, so it stays on the floor,
It’s Halloween soon
Kids think it’s a boon
Adults prepare for door knocks

We stock up on sweets for the night

The orange pumpkin by the door
Is huge, so it stays on the floor,
It’s Halloween soon
Kids think it’s a boon

The orange pumpkin by the door
Is huge, so it stays on the floor,
It’s Halloween soon

The orange pumpkin by the door
Is huge, so it stays on the floor,

In the circus there once was a clown
He was sad and felt very down
Didn't get many laughs
The audience were saps
He was pleased when they all left town

The orange pumpkin by the door

In the circus there once was a clown
He was sad and felt very down
Didn't get many laughs
The audience were saps

In the circus there once was a clown
He was sad and felt very down
Didn't get many laughs

In the circus there once was a clown
He was sad and felt very down

It's all so enormous in size
I can hardly believe my eyes
I look on in wonder
Sky we live under
If something beyond the stars lies

In the circus, there once was a clown

It's all so enormous in size
I can hardly believe my eyes
I look on in wonder
Sky we live under

It's all so enormous in size
I can hardly believe my eyes
I look on in wonder

It's all so enormous in size
I can hardly believe my eyes

Tonight there are stars in the sky
I'll get out my telescope and spy,
Might see aurora,
Or Northern Lights aura
Or a new galaxy, if I try

It's all so enormous in size

Tonight there are stars in the sky
I'll get out my telescope and spy,
Might see aurora,
Or Northern Lights aura

Tonight there are stars in the sky
I'll get out my telescope and spy,
Might see aurora,

Tonight there are stars in the sky
I'll get out my telescope and spy

By the window, he's sniffing the air
Happy, relaxed, without a care
Waiting for his walk
I wish he could talk
We’d have so many great things to share.

Tonight there are stars in the sky