WRONG ANSWERS!!

So it can say how things were better in their day

Why do foxes raid dustbins?

To show you who's boss.

Why does everything get old?

Because they don’t know the answers hmmmm

Why does the sun shine when my washing machine has broken-down ?

Because they set reminders on their phones.


Why do bees hum?

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Because the ghosties are playing party games.

What is it like yo be rich?

Because the Yorks thought of it first!

Why do my chairs switch places every night?

It tastes like something very expensive.

Why are puddings from Yorkshire?

Because they get bumped on the head at birth.

What does lobster taste like?

Because the rain tastes nicer then.

Why were lampshades invented?

So they can kick someone off them better.

Why do a lot of people prefer hot weather to cold weather?

Because you don't build enough snowmen in winter.

Why do horses have 4 legs?

Because the sun forgets to put his hat on.
Why do I sneeze so much in summer?

Because flowers have lovely scents, especially Freesias.

Why does it have to get that hot in summer?

Because you go out getting drunk and behaving badly on Saturday nights.

Why does Yorkshire pudding rise better with plain flour than with self-raising flour?

Because the others are still in the wash .

Why do I always feel lethargic on a Sunday ?

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Because birds can easily find fish to eat without having to fly far.

Why do elephants all have grey trunks?

One for us old uns
Why do elephants have big ears
Because noddy won’t pay the ransome

why, people who love to listen to sirens of course!

Why do people build fish ponds in trees?

Because you thought of something better in the previous room so went back for that instead.

Who made up the 'who, why, what, where & was' that police go by when investigating crimes?

To give hairdressers something to do

Why do I go into another room and then come back without the thing i went in for?

It reminds her of the dog from 3 doors down.

Why does hair grow?

To help you find the yellow brick road!

Why does my cat take offense at my upside-down Christmas tree?

They want to join in the drama of it all.

Why is grass green?

Cats dont need permission because they were chosen to rule

Why do the adverts pop up at tense dramatic moments?