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WRONG ANSWERS!!

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Gwyllt Wed 21-Feb-24 23:31:20

Because you haven’t got your hearing aid switched on

Why can you never find your car keys when you are late

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Squiffy Wed 21-Feb-24 18:26:36

Because it’s not a lemon

Why can’t you hear a tree bark?

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Grandyma Wed 21-Feb-24 11:17:18

Because they can.

Why is sugar sweet

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henetha Wed 21-Feb-24 10:34:58

Because he's vindictive

Why do geese honk when they fly?

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Astitchintime Wed 21-Feb-24 10:25:31

Because they can't ride bicycles.

Why is the postman always late when you're waiting for a letter?

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henetha Wed 21-Feb-24 10:18:36

Carry umbrellas, of course!

Why do frogs hop around?

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JamesandJon33 Wed 21-Feb-24 08:40:26

Probably prefers marmalade.

What do birds do in the rain ?

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Ali08 Wed 21-Feb-24 04:54:37

Because it doesn't like to rock n roll.

Why does my hair grow so fast?

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Jane71 Tue 20-Feb-24 12:37:06

Peas don't stay in pods, they prefer tents.

Why does my zip always jam?

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Grandyma Tue 20-Feb-24 10:39:37

Because it can’t sing

How many peas in a pod?

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nanna8 Tue 20-Feb-24 10:34:31

It likes to go on holidays from time to time

Why does a cat purr?

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SeaWoozle Tue 20-Feb-24 10:27:55

Someone asks a question and you have to give the wrong answer. It can be witty, sensible, pedantic, whatever you choose. Be kind!!

I'll start....

Why does an elephant have a trunk?

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