WRONG ANSWERS!!

Because the sun wasn't invited.

Why do we wear shoes?

You are obviously very innocent - how do you think new coat hangers are produced?

Why is it so cold this evening?

Because they don't like Felix

Why do coat hangers tangle together?

Gah... Too hasty again!!

Why do cats have whiskers?

Because they don't fit in a bird bath

They like to blend in when it snows.

Why do hippos love mud baths?

Deals are always big for the same reason that previews are always sneak.

Why are so many vans white?

Arrgh crossed posts.

Why do elephants never forget?
Because they tie a knot in their trunks.

Why is rain wet?
So it can run down the windows.

Why are deals always big?

Because they retain information in their ears

Why does nail polish chip on the second day?

Sorry biglouis, crossed posts.

Because they can’t afford houses

Why is rain wet?

Because they are envious of tortoises.

Why do elephants never forget?

Why do snails have shells?

Because if there was lightning it would all catch fire.

Should be bend not bent

So they don’t have to go round the bent

Why does is always rain when you hang washing up outside and you go out

Because it got stolen

Why did the Romans build such straight roads?

They go ski-ing in Les Trois Vallées

Why do you never see an oligarch on a bike?

Because it's nuts

Where do flies go in winter?

On your second foot

Why does grated coconut get stuck in your teeth ?

Because the cat needs a house keeper.

Where do the second matching socks go ?

The right side

Why do people live in houses ?

It’s just a habit.

Which side of the bread do you butter ?

Because you've only got a bicycle!

Why do they speak German in Germany?