WRONG ANSWERS!!

To help fill up the space in our shoes.

Why do some people enjoy talking about their health?

Because they're spiteful b4st4rds

Why do we have toes?

Because they find us completely fascinating,
and anyway, where's their dinner, they wonder.

Why do wasps sting?

Because the top is heavier than the bottom

Why do cats stare at humans?

Because they don't have any drums.

Why does my cake always fall icing side down?

So they can fly

Why do gorillas beat their chest ?

Because they don't know anything to start with.

Why have elephants got big ears?

Because tigers got in the queue before them and took the stripes.

Why do vampires have fangs?

Because that would be too easy

Why do ladybirds have spots?

Their movement makes the wind .

Why are most trees green?

So that they can look over fences 🦒

Why are there clouds in the sky??

Because my purse seems to swallow money. I don't know where it goes.

Why do giraffes have long necks?

It gives them an excuse for putting on weight

Why do you never have the correct coins for a dispensing machine?

I’ll put a question on to keep it going -

Why do people like chocolate?

Because those are their team colours

Because I'd they were hot, they'd be chillis

Why are wasps black and yellow?

Because they are played by brass monkeys

Why are feet always cold

Because otherwise the cat would eat them.

Because they don't know the answers

Why are trumpets called "brass"?

Oops! Crossed posts!

Because it’s Australian.

Why are crosswords cross?

Obvious they are not a man

Why do you have to finish a box of chocolstes

So that you have somewhere to stick your tv aeriel.

Why does a hummingbird fly upside down

Because they're lazy

Why do houses have chimneys?

Because they are full of vitamin B

Why do tortoises move slowly?

So our toes can snuggle whether they like it or not.


Why do balls bounce?