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crazyH Sat 11-Nov-23 23:04:20

Contd.
There was an old Gran with a wart
Which really bothered her a lot

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GoldenLady Tue 26-Mar-24 12:34:19

Tomorrow I'll have my first ride
I’ll enjoy riding countrywide
Down each narrow winding lane
And then over the plain

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biglouis Tue 26-Mar-24 11:38:02

Tomorrow I'll have my first ride
I’ll enjoy riding countrywide
Down each narrow winding lane

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Juliet27 Mon 25-Mar-24 16:08:17

Tomorrow I'll have my first ride
I’ll enjoy riding countrywide

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Gwyllt Mon 25-Mar-24 16:06:21

Tomorrow I'll have my first ride
My dog Meg proudly by my side

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52bright Mon 25-Mar-24 15:31:40

I wander alone, free from care
Don't make any sound, don't you dare!
I'm enjoying the hush
Not going to rush
In a field stroking my new mare

Tomorrow I'll have my first ride

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Salti Mon 25-Mar-24 14:56:18

I wander alone, free from care
Don’t make any sound , don’t you dare !
I'm enjoying the hush
Not going to rush

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GoldenLady Mon 25-Mar-24 13:21:12

I wander alone, free from care
I'm enjoying the hush

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crazyH Mon 25-Mar-24 12:52:37

I wander alone, free from care
Don’t make any sound , don’t you dare !

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Ashcombe Mon 25-Mar-24 11:12:19

The bluebells are well on their way
They brighten our woodland in May
With a wondrous smell
Each lovely bluebell
Contributes to making my day.

I wander alone, free from care

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henetha Mon 25-Mar-24 10:48:43

The bluebells are well on their way
They brighten our woodland in May
With a wondrous smell
Each lovely bluebell

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Juliet27 Mon 25-Mar-24 09:04:39

The bluebells are well on their way
They brighten our woodland in May
With a wondrous smell

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Salti Mon 25-Mar-24 08:57:09

The bluebells are well on their way
They brighten our woodland in May

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Bellanonna Mon 25-Mar-24 08:46:12

I think I will give a barbecue
But what can I serve that is new?
Grilled steak is old hat
At least it’s low fat
Oh, burgers will just have to do.

The bluebells are well on their way

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Juliet27 Mon 25-Mar-24 08:31:33

I think I will give a barbecue
But what can I serve that is new?
Grilled steak is old hat
At least it’s low fat

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biglouis Sun 24-Mar-24 23:56:17

I think I will give a barbecue
But what can I serve that is new?
Grilled steak is so old hat

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GoldenLady Sun 24-Mar-24 14:21:38

I think I will give a barbecue
But what can I serve that is new?

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biglouis Sun 24-Mar-24 09:14:31

I’ve left them all to it, I’m off
Pangs of hunger, ready to scoff
Fresh bread and butter
Spread with Nutella
Ill be a piggy in my trough

I think I will give a barbecue

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crazyH Sat 23-Mar-24 20:52:13

I’ve left them all to it, I’m off
Pangs of hunger, ready to scoff
Fresh bread and butter
Spread with Nutella

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Gwyllt Sat 23-Mar-24 11:22:15

I’ve left them all to it, I’m off
Pangs of hunger, ready to scoff
Fresh bread and butter

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crazyH Sat 23-Mar-24 10:56:06

I’ve left them all to it, I’m off
Pangs of hunger, ready to scoff

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Bellanonna Sat 23-Mar-24 10:10:06

Blue lights are flashing, sirens loud
Oh my gosh , there is such a crowd !
Watching puss up a tree
Will he get safely down to me?
With courage that cat’s not endowed

I’ve left them all to it, I’m off

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biglouis Fri 22-Mar-24 12:14:45

Blue lights are flashing, sirens loud
Oh my gosh , there is such a crowd !
Watching puss up a tree
Will he get safely down to me?

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Gwyllt Fri 22-Mar-24 07:50:57

Blue lights are flashing, sirens loud
Oh my gosh , there is such a crowd !
Watching puss up a tree

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crazyH Thu 21-Mar-24 22:29:42

Blue lights are flashing, sirens loud
Oh my gosh , there is such a crowd !

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biglouis Thu 21-Mar-24 22:19:20

My brother took up car racing
Left kin home anxiously pacing
He went round a bend
Could this be the end?
And is that an ambulance chasing?

Blue lights are flashing, sirens loud

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