YOU'VE BROKEN INTO SOMEONE'S HOME BUT YOU CAN'T STEAL ANYTHING

Remove the finials from the end of curtain rods, fill centre with prawns, return finials and rehang curtains.

Take their dog and leave a cat

biglouis

Empty the wine and wee in the bottle!

Thanks for the laugh, biglouis. 😂

Not that I am evil but just change all their favourite clothes for a size smaller.

I once added ' Order your Christmas Turkey Now ' to an ex's e mail signature. He sent love letters to new women for a few months after before he realised ! Best fun ever !

Someone comes into this house and takes one shoe .
I've just thrown out another four shoes without partners .
Now I've bought plastic see through shoe boxes .

If you want to be really wicked - you could put Veet in their leave - in hair conditioner , unpick hems , loosen buttons , stick their jumpers on a boil wash , stick the pages of their photo albums with glue ....

I actually know someone , who found out that their husband had a mistress ( a friend /neighbour -so access was easy ) and my friends and I were agog when she listed the above !

change the language on their tv !

Put some frozen prawns in various places, under carpets, in curtain linings, in wardrobe spaces……..

squirt Fairy liquid into their washing machine

hide all the chargers

Depends how much chaos you are allowed to cause I’d leave the taps running in the bath.
Otherwise hide the T Rolls, tip all the milk away, give the Sunday joint to the dog

Or put the toilet paper somewhere in the bathroom where it can be seen but not reached from the toilet.

Remove all light bulbs and toilet paper.

Hide some of the right-footed shoes.

biglouis - you are wicked 😂

Turn off the water

Hide all keys.

Change one of each set of curtains for one from another window.

Empty the wine and wee in the bottle!

Change talc to itching powder.

Change all the clothes to different wardrobes.

Turn all their books so that the spines face the inside and also take a random one off each shelf and swap it for one from another shelf.

Change all the labels in jars and tins.

Take the plugs of all the TVs

Hide all the remote controls!

The Wi-Fi password.