July 23 Limerick (continuation of July 21)

I don't want to frighten you but
There are flames coming from that hut
Let's run outside
A fire engine ride

I don't want to frighten you but
There are flames coming from that hut
Let's run outside

I don't want to frighten you but
There are flames coming from that hut

They're testing our fire alarm
It's just a drill so please keep calm
No need to panic
Don't act so manic,
Drink some gin, it's a soothing balm.

I don't want to frighten you, but

They're testing our fire alarm
It's just a drill so please keep calm
No need to panic
Don't act so manic

They're testing our fire alarm
It's just a drill so please keep calm
No need to panic

They're testing our fire alarm
It's just a drill so please keep calm

And one day his shorts fell right down,
He's now in the jail in the town
His crew bailed him out
But all rules he'll flout,
I hope he won't fall in and drown

They're testing our fire alarm

And one day his shorts fell right down,
He's now in the jail in the town
His crew bailed him out
But all rules he'll flout,

And one day his shorts fell fight down,
He's now in the jail in the town
His crew bailed him out

And one day his shorts fell right down,
He's now in the jail in our town

And one day his shorts fell right down,
He's now in the jail in our town

My captain, he's always in shorts
He likes playing all kinds of sports
But he likes to win
Or he swears like sin,
People blush at his ripe retorts.

And one day his shorts fell right down,

My captain, he's always in shorts
He likes playing all kinds of sports
But he likes to win
Or he swears like sin

My captain, he's always in shorts
He likes playing all kinds of sports
But he likes to win

My captain, he’s always in shorts
He likes playing all kinds of sports

The captain's eye patch was intriguing
Some thoughts on that are revealing
So what does it hide?
Problem at high tide
Looks like he might soon be leaving

My captain, he’s always in shorts

The captain's eye patch was intriguing
Some thoughts on that are revealing
So what does it hide?
Problem at high tide

The captain's eye patch was intriguing
Some thoughts on that are revealing,
So what does it hide?

The captain's eye patch was intriguing
Some thoughts on that are revealing

A nice ship is waiting below
Well equipped and waiting to go
With a good captain
Who is not a pain
And a crew shouting, "Matey! Heave ho!"

The captain's eye patch was intriguing

A nice ship is waiting below
Well equipped and waiting to go
With a good captain
Who is not a pain

A nice ship is waiting below
Well equipped and waiting to go
With a good captain

A nice ship is waiting below
Well equipped and ready to go

And then her feet started to itch
She wished to a boat she could switch
And sail all the seas
Towards the Chinese,
If only this plane she could ditch

A nice ship is waiting below