July 23 Limerick (continuation of July 21)

Can’t find my Nan’s red woolly scarf
Cat has hidden it for a laugh
He’s not fond of her

Can’t find my Nan’s red woolly scarf
Cat has hidden it for a laugh

The tree is up and all aglow
And sprinkled with glistening fake snow
Stars on the windows
Switch off Nintendo's
Oh carol singing ! I must go!

Can’t find my Nan’s red woolly scarf

The tree is up and all aglow
And sprinkled with glistening fake snow
Stars on the windows
Switch off Nintendo's

The tree is up and all aglow
And sprinkled with glistening fake snow
Stars on the windows

The tree is up and all aglow
And sprinkled with glistening fake snow

OK I'll just buy Christmas in
I'll order mine from Christine's Inn
Include some good wine
I'll have a good time
Either with or without my kin

The tree is up and all aglow

OK I'LL just buy Christmas in
I'll order mine from Christine's Inn
Include some good wine
I'll have a good time

OK I'll just buy Christmas in
I’ll order mine from Christine’s Inn
Include some good wine

OK I'll just buy Christmas in
I’ll order mine from Christine’s Inn

So much stress at this time of year
And so much to do, oh dear
Christmas cake to make
And mince pies to bake
Probably won't get all done I fear

OK I'll just buy Christmas in

So much stress at this time of year
And so much to do, oh dear
Christmas cake to make
And mince pies to bake

So much stress at this time of year
And so much to do, oh dear
Christmas cake to make

So much stress at this time of year
And so much to do, oh dear

I've more to think of than that
Gifts to buy. though some say they're tat
What to buy grandma
What a palaver!
And what should I get for her cat?

So much stress at this time of year

I've more to think of than that
Gifts to buy. though some say they're tat
What to buy grandma
What a palaver!

I've more to think of than that
Gifts to buy. though some say they're tat
What to buy grandma

I've got more to think of than that
Gifts to buy, though some say they’re tat

Good will to all women this year
'Cept Mrs. Beeton who lives quite near
Made fun of my cake
Just cause I can't bake
I laughed. I didn't shed a tear

I've got more to think of than that

Good will to all women this year
'Cept Mrs. Beeton who lives quite near
Made fun of my cake
Just cause I can't bake

Good will to all women this year
'Cept Mrs. Beeton who lives quite near
Made fun of my cake

Goodwill to all women this year
‘Cept Mrs Beeton who lives quite near

He's a gorgeous one, called Fluffy
Looks so cute, but he's a toughie
When Rover's about
I do have to shout
But that makes Rover quite huffy

Goodwill to all women this year

He's a gorgeous one, called Fluffy
Looks so cute, but he's a toughie
When Rover's about
I do have to shout

He’s a gorgeous one, called Fluffy
Looks so cute, but he's a toughie
When Rover’s about