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Lame Limericks (but they are funny anyway)

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GoldenLady Sat 08-Jul-23 14:25:04

At limerick writing I'm bad

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crazyH Sat 09-Sept-23 13:41:11

We’re off down the runway at last.
The plane seems to be going too fast
My stomach’s churning

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henetha Sat 09-Sept-23 10:17:48

We’re off down the runway at last.
The plane seems to be going too fast

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Mollygo Sat 09-Sept-23 07:57:43

The flight is long but worth the wait
And soon I will get to the gate
Boarding pass ready
I’m feeling heady
Let’s hope the plane isn’t late.

We’re off down the runway at last.

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Juliet27 Sat 09-Sept-23 06:13:19

The flight is long but worth the wait
And soon I will get to the gate
Boarding pass ready
I’m feeling heady

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Scribbles Sat 09-Sept-23 00:27:13

The flight is long but worth the wait
And soon I will get to the gate
Boarding pass ready

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GoldenLady Fri 08-Sept-23 13:50:32

The flight is long but worth the wait
And soon I will get to the gate

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VB000 Fri 08-Sept-23 11:25:48

Now off to make a decision
Now that I have such clear vision
The scales have fallen
Holiday’s callin’
He deserves some real derision

The flight is long but worth the wait

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Mollygo Fri 08-Sept-23 10:38:51

Now off to make a decision
Now that I have such clear vision
The scales have fallen
Holiday’s callin’

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 08-Sept-23 08:21:00

Now off to make a decision
Now that I have such clear vision
The scales have fallen

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Juliet27 Thu 07-Sept-23 15:37:15

Now off to make a decision
Now that I have such clear vision

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Squiffy Thu 07-Sept-23 12:38:52

Revenge is best served cold they say
I’m planning my tactics today
I'll be at Heathrow,
Your credit card in tow,
And then I’ll be up and away.

Now off to make a decision

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henetha Thu 07-Sept-23 11:30:07

Revenge is best served cold they say
I’m planning my tactics today
I'll be at Heathrow,
Your credit card in tow,

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VB000 Thu 07-Sept-23 11:24:26

Revenge is best served cold they say
I’m planning my tactics today
I'll be at Heathrow

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Mollygo Thu 07-Sept-23 11:09:23

Revenge is best served cold they say
I’m planning my tactics today

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Squiffy Thu 07-Sept-23 10:49:48

My wedding dress hangs in the hall
It covers the damp on the wall
It makes me feel glad
And not at all sad
To desert me he had some gall.

Revenge is best served cold they say

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Bellanonna Thu 07-Sept-23 08:53:53

My wedding dress hangs in the hall
It covers the damp on the wall
It makes me feel glad
And not at all sad

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Salti Thu 07-Sept-23 08:42:37

My wedding dress hangs in the hall
It covers the damp on the wall
It makes me feel glad

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Mollygo Thu 07-Sept-23 08:31:26

My wedding dress hangs in the hall
It covers the damp on the wall

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FarNorth Thu 07-Sept-23 08:16:18

I nearly got married last week
I met him online-great physique
But out of his mouth
With accent deep south
"Cheerio, I'm off to Mustique."

My wedding dress hangs in the hall

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Juliet27 Thu 07-Sept-23 06:32:29

I nearly got married last week
I met him online-great physique
But out of his mouth
With accent deep south

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nanna8 Thu 07-Sept-23 01:03:45

I nearly got married last week
I met him online-great physique
But out of his mouth

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Bellanonna Wed 06-Sept-23 22:11:59

I nearly got married last week
I met him online - great physique

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Salti Wed 06-Sept-23 21:42:05

Like lettuce I’m feeling wilted
And my gait is all but stilted
I can’t concentrate
Appetite’s not great
And all because I was jilted

I nearly got married last week

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crazyH Wed 06-Sept-23 21:38:09

Like lettuce I’m feeling wilted
And my gait is all but stilted
I can’t concentrate
Appetite’s not great

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Juliet27 Wed 06-Sept-23 21:31:58

Like lettuce I’m feeling wilted
And my gait is all but stilted
I can’t concentrate

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