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More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

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VB000 Mon 22-May-23 09:42:41

Some dream about a simpler life
Away from politics and strife
Maybe Hebrides?
No celebrities 👍
And silence it cuts like a knife

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GoldenLady Tue 02-Jan-24 15:35:26

I just want some peace and quiet
I don’t want to argue or riot
Nothing can tempt me
The bottles are empty
But if something is tempting, I'll buy it

Time to get back down to work

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VB000 Tue 02-Jan-24 11:00:36

I just want some peace and quiet
I don’t want to argue or riot
Nothing can tempt me
The bottles are empty

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crazyH Tue 02-Jan-24 00:25:04

I just want some peace and quiet
I don’t want to argue or riot
Nothing can tempt me

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Gwyllt Mon 01-Jan-24 23:13:00

I just want some peace and quiet
I don’t want to argue or riot

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crazyH Mon 01-Jan-24 21:49:30

There were wars in every decade
Mayhem and tragedy manmade
Will it ever improve?
Not with countermove
Or striking a deadly air-raid

I just want some peace and quiet

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Juliet27 Mon 01-Jan-24 18:47:24

There were wars in every decade
Mayhem and tragedy manmade
Will it ever improve?
Not with countermove

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GoldenLady Sun 31-Dec-23 15:40:50

There were wars in every decade
Mayhem and tragedy manmade
Will it ever improve?

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65KL Sun 31-Dec-23 15:27:31

There were wars in every decade
Mayhem and tragedy manmade

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Juliet27 Sun 31-Dec-23 10:00:06

Good riddance to 2-0-2-3
'Twas the worst it ever could be
Look forward not back
Don’t think what you lack
And to always have hope is key

There were wars in every decade

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Gwyllt Sun 31-Dec-23 08:34:15

Good riddance to 2-0-2-3
'Twas the worst it ever could be
Look forward not back
Don’t think what you lack

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65KL Sun 31-Dec-23 00:16:00

Good riddance to 2-0-2-3
'Twas the worst it ever could be
Look forward not back

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Squiffy Sat 30-Dec-23 16:31:08

Good riddance to 2-0-2-3
‘Twas the worst it could ever be

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GoldenLady Sat 30-Dec-23 16:07:55

My cat Fred got stuck in the tree
Two hunky men then set him free,
Guess what I did next?
I sent them a textI'
"Please come back and get me!"

Good riddance to 2-0-2-3

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Gwyllt Sat 30-Dec-23 14:18:04

My cat Fred got stuck in the tree
Two hunky men then set him free,
Guess what I did next?
I sent them a text

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crazyH Sat 30-Dec-23 11:09:31

My cat Fred got stuck in the tree
Two hunky men then set him free,
Guess what I did next?

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henetha Sat 30-Dec-23 11:00:51

My cat Fred got stuck in the tree
Two hunky men then set him free,

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65KL Sat 30-Dec-23 08:01:43

I once slipped on a mango skin
After drinking a tot of gin
I turned the air blue
Made quite a to-do
Next time please throw it in the bin

My cat Fred got stuck in the tree

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BrightandBreezy Sat 30-Dec-23 00:03:22

I once slipped on a mango skin
After drinking a tot of gin
I turned the air blue
Made quite a to-do

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crazyH Fri 29-Dec-23 14:19:26

I once slipped on a mango skin
After drinking a tot of gin
I turned the air blue

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Salti Fri 29-Dec-23 11:58:00

I once slipped on a mango skin
After drinking a tot of gin

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crazyH Fri 29-Dec-23 00:14:07

Kids flying kites in a big gale
Don't feel cold 'coz hearty and hale
Don't think I'll join them
But watch the mayhem
I just hope that they do not fail

I once slipped on a mango skin

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65KL Fri 29-Dec-23 00:02:12

Kids flying kites in a big gale
Don't feel cold 'coz hearty and hale
Don't think I'll join them
But watch the mayhem

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crazyH Thu 28-Dec-23 00:50:00

Kids flying kites in a big gale
Don't feel cold 'coz hearty and hale
Don’t think I’ll join them

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BrightandBreezy Wed 27-Dec-23 20:44:00

Kids flying kites in a big gale
Don't feel cold 'coz hearty and hale

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65KL Wed 27-Dec-23 20:16:01

My bin's blown away in the wind!
It's punishment 'cos I have sinned
On the naughty list
Bin won't be missed
I will use my neighbors,I grinned

Kids flying kites in a big gale

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