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More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

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VB000 Mon 22-May-23 09:42:41

Some dream about a simpler life
Away from politics and strife
Maybe Hebrides?
No celebrities 👍
And silence it cuts like a knife

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GoldenLady Sun 14-Jan-24 15:26:56

Unless I am crossing an ocean
I will drive with extreme caution
I shall hope I arrive
By quarter past five
A truly ridiculous notion

In the past, people traveled by wagon

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crazyH Sat 13-Jan-24 23:38:54

Unless I am crossing an ocean
I will drive with extreme caution
I shall hope I arrive
By quarter past five

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Gwyllt Sat 13-Jan-24 23:34:58

Unless I am crossing an ocean
I will drive with extreme caution
I shall hope I arrive

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crazyH Sat 13-Jan-24 16:01:08

Unless I am crossing an ocean
I will drive with extreme caution

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GoldenLady Sat 13-Jan-24 15:31:15

To travel by train might be better
Ideal, as I'm not a jet-setter
Steam engine is cool
Although as a rule
I think going by car is much better

Unless I am crossing an ocean

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Bellanonna Sat 13-Jan-24 10:43:55

To travel by train might be better
Ideal, as I'm not a jet-setter
Steam engine is cool
Although as a rule

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BrightandBreezy Fri 12-Jan-24 23:53:04

To travel by train might be better
Ideal, as I'm not a jet-setter
Steam engine is cool

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Bellanonna Fri 12-Jan-24 23:13:40

To travel by train might be better
Ideal, as I’m not a jet-setter

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GoldenLady Fri 12-Jan-24 14:59:10

Maybe I should go on a ship
It would be a glamorous trip
Pack my long dresses
Put up my tresses
And ignore that continuous drip

To travel by train might be better

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crazyH Thu 11-Jan-24 01:05:17

Maybe I should go on a ship
It would be a glamorous trip
Pack my long dresses
Put up my tresses

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BrightandBreezy Thu 11-Jan-24 00:57:41

Maybe I should go on a ship
It would be a glamorous trip
Pack my long dresses

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VB000 Wed 10-Jan-24 09:48:07

Maybe I should go on a ship
It would be a glamorous trip

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65KL Tue 09-Jan-24 16:41:22

I've just booked a break in Dubai
I'm worried in which plane I'll fly
Planes are falling apart
Cause fast beating heart
I hope it will stay in the sky

Maybe I should go on a ship

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BrightandBreezy Tue 09-Jan-24 16:02:07

I've just booked a break in Dubai
I'm worried in which plane I'll fly
Planes are falling apart!
Cause fast beating heart

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GoldenLady Tue 09-Jan-24 15:01:58

I’ve just booked a break in Dubai
I’m worried in which plane I’ll fly
Planes are falling apart!

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Mollygo Tue 09-Jan-24 12:31:31

I’ve just booked a break in Dubai
I’m worried in which plane I’ll fly

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Bellanonna Tue 09-Jan-24 11:00:17

Then off to relax in the spa
I think I'll take my best friend Char
Chill out in the pool
Drink on the bar stool
Work out on the parallel bar

I’ve just booked a break in Dubai

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65KL Tue 09-Jan-24 08:45:03

Then off to relax in the spa
I think I'll take my best friend Char
Chill out in the pool
Drink on the bar stool

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BrightandBreezy Tue 09-Jan-24 00:38:45

Then off to relax in the spa
I think I'll take my best friend Char
Chill out in the pool

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crazyH Mon 08-Jan-24 22:01:03

Then off to relax in the spa
I think I’ll take my best friend Char

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Mollygo Mon 08-Jan-24 20:44:40

But then I'm not a good swimmer
Stay ashore, don't want things grimmer
'Neath a parasol
Enjoying it all
Until the sunlight goes dimmer.

Then off to relax in the spa

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GoldenLady Mon 08-Jan-24 16:16:41

But then I'm not a good swimmer
Stay ashore, don't want things grimmer
'Neath a parasol
Enjoying it all

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VB000 Mon 08-Jan-24 10:15:34

But then I'm not a good swimmer
Stay ashore, don't want things grimmer
'Neath a parasol

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65KL Mon 08-Jan-24 04:55:43

But then I'm not a good swimmer
Stay ashore, don't want things grimmer

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BrightandBreezy Sun 07-Jan-24 23:46:35

A giant wave once engulfed me
I'd thought I was in a calm sea
Once swept to the shore
Got sea -sand galore
Wouldn't go back for a big fee

But then I'm not a good swimmer

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