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More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

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VB000 Mon 22-May-23 09:42:41

Some dream about a simpler life
Away from politics and strife
Maybe Hebrides?
No celebrities đź‘Ť
And silence it cuts like a knife

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65KL Thu 21-Dec-23 03:25:03

My favorites have robins on
But sadly, May has gone
Some in Christmas post
May get to the host

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VB000 Thu 21-Dec-23 09:09:37

My favorites have robins on
But sadly, May has gone
Some in Christmas post
May get to the host
Otherwise they'll feel put upon

Do people still have tinsel now

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65KL Thu 21-Dec-23 10:57:24

Do people still have tinsel now
Shinning sparkling its hung to wow

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BrightandBreezy Thu 21-Dec-23 23:38:08

Do people still have tinsel now
Shining sparkling it's hung to wow
Mine doesn't impress

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henetha Fri 22-Dec-23 11:05:07

Do people still have tinsel now
Shining sparkling it's hung to wow
Mine doesn't impress,
I've none, I confess,

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GoldenLady Fri 22-Dec-23 15:51:11

Do people still have tinsel now
Shining sparkling it's hung to wow
Mine doesn't impress,
I've none, I confess,
I need some to hang from a bough

The twinkling lights are so merry

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Juliet27 Fri 22-Dec-23 16:53:44

The twinkling lights are so merry
The holly so full of berry

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65KL Fri 22-Dec-23 21:08:05

The twinkling lights are so merry
The holly so full of berry
Children's eyes delight

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Salti Sun 24-Dec-23 08:48:18

The twinkling lights are so merry
The holly so full of berry
Children's eyes delight
At the festive sight

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GoldenLady Sun 24-Dec-23 17:02:15

The twinkling lights are so merry
The holly so full of berry
Children's eyes delight
At the festive sight
Is the holiday jolly? Yes, very!

Four turtle doves? Not again!

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GoldenLady Sun 24-Dec-23 17:45:59

I think I had the wrong number of turtle doves, so I'll change it to:

More turtle doves? Not again!

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keepcalmandcavachon Sun 24-Dec-23 21:24:35

More turtle doves? Not again!
I fear I shall have to complain,

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65KL Sun 24-Dec-23 21:33:00

More turtle doves? Not again!
I fear I shall have to complain,
And those three French hens !

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Bellanonna Sun 24-Dec-23 23:51:24

More turtle doves? Not again!
I fear I shall have to complain,
And those three French hens !
Pipers piping in pens!

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GoldenLady Mon 25-Dec-23 15:33:41

More turtle doves? Not again!
I fear I shall have to complain,
And those three French hens !
Pipers piping in pens!
And leaping lords - what a pain!

Is there any song more annoying?

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65KL Mon 25-Dec-23 23:57:25

Is there any song more annoying
Only the sound of him snoring

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crazyH Tue 26-Dec-23 01:57:33

Is there any song more annoying
Only the sound of him snoring
At least he sings song
Mine blows a fog horn

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GoldenLady Tue 26-Dec-23 16:23:46

Is there any song more annoying
Only the sound of him snoring
At least he sings song
Mine blows a fog horn
Let's switch to a subject less boring

Flying up on a trapeze

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keepcalmandcavachon Tue 26-Dec-23 17:33:57

Flying up on a trapeze
Showing off my elegant knees

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BrightandBreezy Wed 27-Dec-23 00:07:13

Flying up on a trapeze
Showing off my elegant knees
dressed all in bright red

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crazyH Wed 27-Dec-23 00:27:53

Flying up on a trapeze
Showing off my elegant knees
dressed all in bright red
Hands over my head

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Juliet27 Wed 27-Dec-23 10:23:37

Flying up on a trapeze
Showing off my elegant knees
dressed all in bright red
Hands over my head
With this move, don’t let me fall, please.

My bin’s blown away in this wind!

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henetha Wed 27-Dec-23 11:43:08

My bin’s blown away in this wind!
It's punishment 'cos I have sinned

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Salti Wed 27-Dec-23 14:43:16

My bin’s blown away in this wind!
It's punishment 'cos I have sinned
On the naughty list

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GoldenLady Wed 27-Dec-23 15:09:28

My bin’s blown away in this wind!
It's punishment 'cos I have sinned
On the naughty list
But the bin won't be missed

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