More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

Kids love to blow lovely bubbles
While Grandpa stands there and mumbles
But they just ignore
Blow several more

Kids love to blow lovely bubbles
While Grandpa stands there and mumbles
But they just ignore
Blow several more
And Grandpa's resistance crumbles

I've thought of joining a gym club

I've thought of joining a gym club
With sports shorts, won’t make my thighs rub

I've thought of joining a gym club
With sports shorts, won’t make my thighs rub
Yes, I've thought a lot

I've thought of joining a gym club
With sports shorts, won’t make my thighs rub
Yes, I've thought a lot
About how to look hot

I've thought of joining a gym club
With sports shorts, won’t make my thighs rub
Yes, I've thought a lot
About how to look hot
I give up, I'm off to the pub.

I used to wear stiletto heels

I used to wear stiletto heels
But how awful a sprained ankle feels!

I used to wear stiletto heels
But how awful a sprained ankle feels
I painfully limp

I used to wear stiletto heels
But how awful a sprained ankle feels!
I'm now sporting flats

Sorry Mollygo I used to wear stiletto heels
But how awful a sprained ankle feels
I painfully limp,
Feel such a wimp

I used to wear stiletto heels
But how awful a sprained ankle feels
I painfully limp,
Feel such a wimp
Now trainers are comfiest deals.

Either branded or cheapest kind

Either branded or cheapest kind
They're like walking on air, I find

Either branded or cheapest kind
They're like walking on air, I find
Even better: no shoes!

Either branded or cheapest kind
They're like walking on air, I find
Even better: no shoes!
But mind the dog poos

Either branded or cheapest kind
They're like walking on air, I find
Even better: no shoes!
But mind the dog poos
Or cigarette butts left behind

The time of year for spooky tales

The time of year for spooky tales
And banshee shrieks and ghostly wails

The time of year for spooky tales
And banshee shrieks and ghostly wails
Go out while it's dark

The time of year for spooky tales
And banshee shrieks and ghostly wails
Go out while it's dark
I'm dressed as a shark

All of the candy is eaten

Sorry, GoldenLady, but VBOOO needs a last line.

The time of year for spooky tales
And banshee shrieks and ghostly wails
Go out while it's dark
I'm dressed as a shark
So don't bump into killer whales.

Then.
All of the candy is eaten

All of the candy is eaten
The covens have cancelled meetings

All of the candy is eaten
The covens have cancelled meetings
Skeletons packed away

All of the candy is eaten
The covens have cancelled meetings
Skeletons packed away
The ghosts kept at bay

All of the candy is eaten
The covens have cancelled meetings
Skeletons packed away
The ghosts kept at bay
So there's no more scary greetings

Next there's fire works on Guy Fawkes night

Next there's fire works on Guy Fawkes night
Flames ablaze, it'll be such a sight