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More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

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VB000 Mon 22-May-23 09:42:41

Some dream about a simpler life
Away from politics and strife
Maybe Hebrides?
No celebrities 👍
And silence it cuts like a knife

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Juliet27 Sun 27-Aug-23 15:34:16

Her clothing goes back to Year One
Anything in fashion she’ll shun

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Crocus5 Mon 28-Aug-23 09:27:14

Her clothing goes back to year one
Anything in fashion she’ll shun
She likes pleated skirts

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Salti Mon 28-Aug-23 09:35:01

Her clothing goes back to year one
Anything in fashion she’ll shun
She likes pleated skirts
And crimpelene shirts

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crazyH Mon 28-Aug-23 11:05:30

Her clothing goes back to year one
Anything in fashion she’ll shun
She likes pleated skirts
And crimpelene shirts
Her hair she ties up in a bun

Me, I’m not a fashion icon

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GoldenLady Mon 28-Aug-23 13:55:27

Me, I’m not a fashion icon
The new styles are not to my likin'

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VB000 Tue 29-Aug-23 14:25:21

Me, I’m not a fashion icon
The new styles are not to my likin'
Prefer higher hems

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crazyH Tue 29-Aug-23 14:44:33

Me, I’m not a fashion icon
The new styles are not to my likin'
Prefer higher hems
Lots of loud fake gems

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GoldenLady Tue 29-Aug-23 15:11:42

Me, I’m not a fashion icon
The new styles are not to my likin'
Prefer higher hems
Lots of loud fake gems
My looks are decidedly strikin'

I like to wear orange and red

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crazyH Tue 29-Aug-23 17:38:10

I like to wear orange and red
I’m so pale, I look like sourbread

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Salti Tue 29-Aug-23 17:48:15

I like to wear orange and red
I’m so pale, I look like sourbread
I'll get a suntan

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crazyH Tue 29-Aug-23 18:50:04

I like to wear orange and red
I’m so pale, I look like sourbread
I'll get a suntan
Be it from a can

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Salti Tue 29-Aug-23 19:06:03

I like to wear orange and red
I’m so pale, I look like sourbread
I'll get a suntan
Be it from a can
That ends up mostly on my bed

I do need some new bedding now

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crazyH Tue 29-Aug-23 19:50:16

I do need some new bedding now
I fancy pristine white, but how

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VB000 Wed 30-Aug-23 11:58:28

I do need some new bedding now
I fancy pristine white, but how
The sales are still on

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GoldenLady Wed 30-Aug-23 14:35:34

I do need some new bedding now
I fancy pristine white, but how
The sales are still on
But the good stuff is gone

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Juliet27 Fri 01-Sept-23 15:15:41

I do need some new bedding now
I fancy pristine white, but how
The sales are still on
But the good stuff’s gone
Through bargains I’ll just have to plough

But I do buy more than I need

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GoldenLady Fri 01-Sept-23 15:53:15

But I do buy more than I need
Like those tons of sunflower seed

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henetha Sat 02-Sept-23 10:20:29

But I do buy more than I need
Like those tons of sunflower seed
For my pet parrot

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Salti Sat 02-Sept-23 10:26:24

But I do buy more than I need
Like those tons of sunflower seed
For my pet parrot
Who steals my carrot

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Juliet27 Sat 02-Sept-23 11:07:46

But I do buy more than I need
Like those tons of sunflower seed
For my pet parrot
Who steals my carrot
I’m sure in my wardrobe clothes breed

I’m shocked I have so many shoes

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Crocus5 Sat 02-Sept-23 11:50:33

I'm shocked I have so many shoes
There are black, brown and navy blues

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GoldenLady Sat 02-Sept-23 13:39:11

I'm shocked I have so many shoes
There are black, brown and navy blues
But I've only two feet!

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Jangran99 Sat 02-Sept-23 15:57:28

I'm shocked I have so many shoes
There are black, brown and navy blues
I've only two feet!
But I like them neat

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Salti Sun 03-Sept-23 08:10:14

I'm shocked I have so many shoes
There are black, brown and navy blues
I've only two feet!
But I like them neat
Ready to wear just when I choose.

I always seem to wear the wrong thing

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GoldenLady Sun 03-Sept-23 18:42:21

I always seem to wear the wrong thing
I dress like a real ding-a-ling

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