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More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

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VB000 Mon 22-May-23 09:42:41

Some dream about a simpler life
Away from politics and strife
Maybe Hebrides?
No celebrities đź‘Ť
And silence it cuts like a knife

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VB000 Thu 27-Jul-23 11:08:54

Their broomsticks use no gas or oil
Yet the cauldron is on the boil
What gives them their power?
It seems they just glower
Their scary eyes make me recoil

The country pub sells nice cream teas

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Salti Thu 27-Jul-23 13:02:25

The country pub sells nice cream teas
A treat in the light Summer breeze

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Juliet27 Thu 27-Jul-23 14:46:00

The country pub sells nice cream teas
A treat in the light Summer breeze
But then wasps arrive

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GoldenLady Thu 27-Jul-23 14:50:06

The country pub sells nice cream teas
A treat in the light Summer breeze
But then wasps arrive
They have flown from their hive

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henetha Fri 28-Jul-23 10:24:34

The country pub sells nice cream teas
A treat in the light Summer breeze
But then wasps arrive
They've flown from their hive
And stung me on both of my knees.

I'm chasing them now with my bag

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Salti Fri 28-Jul-23 19:15:12

I'm chasing them now with my bag
I look like a battle scarred hag

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 28-Jul-23 19:39:31

I'm chasing them now with my bag
I look like a battle scarred hag
Then the flying ants

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Juliet27 Sat 29-Jul-23 07:45:32

I 'm chasing them now with my bag
I look like a battle scarred hag
Then the flying ants
They lead me a dance

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henetha Sat 29-Jul-23 10:18:42

I 'm chasing them now with my bag
I look like a battle scarred hag
Then the flying ants
They lead me a dance,
I'm tired now and just need a fag.

All these creatures out to get us

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Salti Sat 29-Jul-23 10:53:11

All these creatures out to get us
Silent ones and others that buzz

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GoldenLady Sat 29-Jul-23 15:07:12

All these creatures out to get us
Silent ones and others that buzz
And the ones we can't see

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Juliet27 Sun 30-Jul-23 07:06:08

All these creatures out to get us
Silent ones and others that buzz
And the ones we can't see
Do you mean a flea?

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GoldenLady Sun 30-Jul-23 15:04:27

All these creatures out to get us
Silent ones and others that buzz
And the ones we can't see
Do you mean a flea?
Those tiny ones do cause a fuss.

I can't wait for summer to end

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Juliet27 Mon 31-Jul-23 07:08:29

I can't wait for summer to end
It seems to have done this weekend

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Crocus5 Mon 31-Jul-23 08:33:05

I can’t wait for summer to end
It seems to have done this weekend
Windy, rain and cold

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Salti Mon 31-Jul-23 09:54:26

I can’t wait for summer to end
It seems to have done this weekend
Windy, rain and cold
Leaves turning to gold

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henetha Mon 31-Jul-23 10:51:48

I can’t wait for summer to end
It seems to have done this weekend
Windy, rain and cold
Leaves turning to gold
Climate change is going round the bend.

So enjoy yourselves while you can

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Crocus5 Mon 31-Jul-23 10:58:31

So enjoy yourselves while you can
Though you won’t be getting a tan!

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VB000 Mon 31-Jul-23 11:00:04

So enjoy yourselves while you can
It's ages since I ate fruit flan

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GoldenLady Mon 31-Jul-23 15:27:52

So enjoy yourselves while you can
Though you won’t be getting a tan!
At least it is pleasant

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Salti Wed 02-Aug-23 09:02:18

So enjoy yourselves while you can
Though you won’t be getting a tan!
At least it is pleasant
Here in the crescent

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Jangran99 Wed 02-Aug-23 16:27:21

So enjoy yourselves while you can
Though you won’t be getting a tan!
At least it is pleasant
Here in the crescent
Whilst saving for a caravan.

The gipsy life appeals to me

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GoldenLady Wed 02-Aug-23 16:33:54

The gipsy life appeals to me
Ah, to be totally free!

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keepcalmandcavachon Thu 03-Aug-23 10:31:11

The gipsy life appeals to me
Ah, to be totally free!
The open road

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VB000 Thu 03-Aug-23 10:54:58

The gipsy life appeals to me
Ah, to be totally free!
The open road
To the next abode

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