More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

If Santa could bring what you like,
New handbag, some shoes or a bike

I must admit, I make a din
When I've had more than my share of gin
I cough and I snort
But here is a thought
At least you didn't ask me in!

If Santa could bring what you like,

I must admit, I make a din
When I've had more than my share of gin
I cough and I snort
But here is a thought

I must admit, I make a din
When I've had more than my share of gin
I cough and I snort

I must admit, I make a din
When I've had more than my share of gin

They picked me up off the floor
And hurried me out of the door
A friend drove me home
I wasn't alone
She said “where did you learn to snore”

I must admit, I make a din

They picked me up off the floor
And hurried me out of the door
A friend drove me home
I wasn't alone

They picked me up off the floor
And hurried me out of the door
A friend drove me home

They picked me up off the floor
And hurried me out of the door

The Xmas fair was in full swing
Mulled wine, mince pies, carols to sing
I've told you all twice!
because you are nice
That mulled wine does carry a zing

They picked me up off the floor

The Xmas fair was in full swing
Mulled wine, mince pies, carols to sing
I've told you all twice!
because you are nice

The Xmas fair was in full swing
Mulled wine, mince pies, carols to sing
I've told you all twice!

The Xmas fair was in full swing
Mulled wine, mince pies, carols to sing

The Xmas fair was in full swing
Mulled win, mince pies, carols to sing

Forecasts are more accurate now
My cat's quite good and will meow
We won't get caught out
Give others a shout
The cats will then just take a bow

The Xmas fair was in full swing

Forecasts are more accurate now
My cats quite good and will meow
We won't get caught out
Give others a shout

Forecasts are more accurate now
My cat's quite good and will meow
We won’t get caught out

Forecasts are more accurate now
My cat's quite good and will meow

This winter will we get much snow?
The weathermen are saying so
Need new cosy boots
A warm coat that suits
And a thick scarf to round me throw.

Forecasts are more accurate now

This winter will we get much snow?
The weathermen are saying so
Need new cosy boots
A warm coat that suits

This winter will we get much snow?
The weathermen are saying so
Need new cosy boots

This Winter will we get much snow?
The weathermen are saying so

It’s something exciting to do
Looking out to the sea, bright blue
To jump in the waves
If my child behaves
And build our sandcastle anew

This Winter will we get much snow?

It’s something exciting to do
Looking out to the sea, bright blue
To jump in the waves
If my child behaves

It’s something exciting to do
Looking out to the sea,bright blue
To jump in the waves