Limericks 18 (cont'd)

So be careful with dinner invites
Don’t say yes just to be polite
Check out your host
Of your wealth do not boast
Or you could be there all the night

I once fell in love with a blonde

So be careful with dinner invites
Don’t say yes just to be polite
Check out your host
Of your wealth do not boast

So be careful with dinner invites
Don’t say yes just to be polite
Check out your host

So be careful with dinner invites
Don’t say yes just to be polite

She spent all her money on men
I would think as many as ten
They were all so young
From places, far flung
Too bad she can't do it again

So be careful with dinner invites

She spent all her money on men
I would think as many as ten
They were all so young
From places, far flung

She spent all her money on men
I would think as many as ten
They were all so young

She spent all her money on men
I would think as many as ten

The police called to see him one day
He had poisoned my Aunty May
An untimely death
Left us all bereft
And with lots of her debts to pay.

She spent all her money on men,

The police called to see him one day
He had poisoned my Aunty May
An untimely death
Left us all bereft

The police called to see him one day
He had poisoned my Aunty May
An untimely death

The police called to see him one day
He had poisoned my Aunty May

Dr Boe was such a big man
He always looked after my nan
In hid in his bag
An ounce of old shag
Other stuff was kept in his van.

The police called to see him one day

Dr Boe was a big man
He always looked after my nan
In hid in his bag
An ounce of old shag

Dr Boe, he was a big man
He always looked after my gran
In his bag he hid

Dr Boe, he was a big man
He always looked after my gran
In his case he hid

Dr Boe, he was a big man
He always looked after my gran

Unseasonably hot is the weather
We roll around in the heather
Then I start to sneeze
And also to wheeze,
Rushed to A &E by mother.

Dr Boe, he was a big man

Unseasonably hot is the weather
We roll around in the heather
Then I start to sneeze
And also to wheeze

Unseasonably hot is the weather
We roll around in the heather
Then I start to sneeze

Unseasonably hot is the weather
We roll around in the heather

A skunk ambled into my house
Apparently he followed a mouse
The smell from them both
I won’t get too close
With perfume my house I should douse

Unseasonably hot is the weather

A skunk ambled into my house
Apparently he followed a mouse
The smell from them both
I won’t get too close

A skunk ambled into my house
Apparently he followed a mouse
The smell from them both

A skunk ambled into my house
Apparently he followed a mouse