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Limericks 18 (cont'd)

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VB000 Fri 28-Apr-23 12:45:15

I'll need to invest in ear plugs
A better solution than drugs
To keep out the noise

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Juliet27 Mon 08-May-23 11:29:40

Aunt Hortense is really a pip
She believes that she's kind of hip
With her purple hair
And going out bare
Oh come on Auntie, get a grip!

A case of horses for courses

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henetha Mon 08-May-23 10:57:55

Aunt Hortense is really a pip
She believes that she's kind of hip
With her purple hair
And going out bare

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CazzJazz Sun 07-May-23 15:45:51

Aunt Hortense is really a pip
She believes that she's kind of hip
With her purple hair

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Salti Sun 07-May-23 15:41:56

Aunt Hortense is really a pip
She believes that she's kind of hip

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GoldenLady Sun 07-May-23 15:15:55

The sun is shining big and bright
Setting colourful flowers alight
A shower close by
Then a clear blue sky
With thunderstorms coming tonight.

Aunt Hortense is really a pip

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henetha Sun 07-May-23 10:29:22

The sun is shining big and bright
Setting colourful flowers alight
A shower close by
Then a clear blue sky

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Salti Sun 07-May-23 09:23:03

The sun is shining big and bright
Setting colourful flowers alight
A shower close by

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Juliet27 Sun 07-May-23 06:08:32

The sun is shining big and bright
Setting colourful flowers alight

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CazzJazz Sat 06-May-23 17:07:25

The official beginning of summer
Thus far, a bit of a bummer
But it can surprise
And open your eyes
To make you happy not glummer!

The sun is shining big and bright

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GoldenLady Sat 06-May-23 14:46:03

The official beginning of summer
Thus far, a bit of a bummer
But it can surprise
And open your eyes

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Juliet27 Sat 06-May-23 09:26:03

The official beginning of summer
Thus far, a bit of a bummer
But it can surprise

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 05-May-23 14:53:43

The official beginning of summer
Thus far, a bit of a bummer

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GoldenLady Fri 05-May-23 14:07:16

Another long weekend here soon
I don't think there's any in June
Maybe I'll chill
Take my trusted pill
And then gaze for hours at the moon.

The official beginning of summer

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crazyH Fri 05-May-23 13:36:02

Another long weekend here soon
I don't think there's any in June
Maybe I'll chill
Take my trusted pill

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CazzJazz Fri 05-May-23 13:18:12

Another long weekend here soon
I don't think there's any in June
Maybe I'll chill

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henetha Fri 05-May-23 10:52:27

Another long weekend here soon
I don't think there's any in June

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VB000 Fri 05-May-23 10:47:41

So will it be heaven or hell?
Here on this earth, who can tell?
Having been through both
I can swear on oath
That heaven had a better smell

Another long weekend here soon

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henetha Fri 05-May-23 10:45:34

(Thank you, GoldenLady)

So will it be heaven or hell?
Here on this earth, who can tell?
Having been through both
I can swear on oath

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Juliet27 Fri 05-May-23 07:22:21

So will it be heaven or hell?
Here on this earth, who can tell?
Having been through both

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GoldenLady Thu 04-May-23 16:03:48

Henetha got there first.

So will it be heaven or hell?
Here on this earth, who can tell?

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VB000 Thu 04-May-23 10:17:20

I'm a little restless of late
My heart beats at a rapid rate
My legs can't keep still
Hands have their own will
(Cakes have just arrived in a crate!)

Another long weekend here soon

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henetha Thu 04-May-23 10:16:48

I'm a little restless of late
My heart beats at a rapid rate
My legs can't keep still
Hands have their own will,
I think I might soon meet my fate.

So will it be heaven or hell?

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crazyH Wed 03-May-23 17:31:36

I'm a little restless of late
My heart beats at a rapid rate
My legs can't keep still
Hands have their own will

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CazzJazz Wed 03-May-23 17:21:02

I'm a little restless of late
My heart beats at a rapid rate
My legs can't keep still

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crazyH Wed 03-May-23 17:02:09

These limericks give me a lot of belly laughs - GNs are so witty 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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