Limericks 18 (cont'd)

Vic's my friend from along the road
He's nice, but he looks like a toad
He croaks like a frog
And barks like a dog
And once, like a rooster he crowed.

Ernestine's not a good cook

Vic's my friend from along the road
He's nice, but he looks like a toad
He croaks like a frog
And barks like a dog

Sorry....
Vic's my friend from along the road
He's nice, but he looks like a toad
He croaks like a frog

Vic's my friend from along the road
He's nice, but he looks like a toad
He creaks like a frog

Vic's my friend from along the road
He's nice, but he looks like a toad

We love to start a limerick (!)
Is this some sort of a dim trick?
Nooo!!We love to rhyme
Get the beats to time,
I'm useless, so need help from Vic.

Vic's my friend from along the road

We love to start a limerick (!)
Is this some sort of a dim trick?
Nooo!!We love to rhyme
Get the beats to time

We love to start a limerick (!)
Is this some sort of a dim trick?
Nooo!!We love to rhyme

We love to start a limerick (!)
Is this some sort of a dim trick?

Common sense is now very rare,
Folks go about without due care
Wild animals they pet
Cheap rubbish they get
It's all a bit of a nightmare

We love to start a limerick (!)

Common sense is now very rare,
Folks go about without due care
Wild animals they pet
Cheap rubbish they get

Common sense is now very rare,
Folks go about without due care
Wild animals they pet

Common sense is now very rare,
Folks go about without due care

Dominic owned a telescope
"I'll find a new planet, I hope"
Was out every night
Scanning left and right
But lens cap still on, what a dope.

Common sense is now very rare

Dominic owned a telescope
"I'll find a new planet, I hope"
Was out every night
Scanning left and right

Dominic owned a telescope
"I'll find a new planet, I hope"
Was out every night

Dominic owned a telescope
"I'll find a new planet, I hope"

This summer is hot as all blazes
With thunder and lightning in phases
I’m scoffing ice lollies
Though we need brollie
Only smoke and cloud for stargazers

Dominic owned a telescope

This summer is hot as all blazes
With thunder and lightning in phases
I’m scoffing ice lollies
Though we need brollies

This summer is hot as all blazes
With thunder and lightning in phases
I’m scoffing ice lollies

This summer is hot as all blazes
With thunder and lightning in phases

I’ll buy a small bucket and spade
And walk along the esplanade
And have an ice-cream
Then just sit and dream
And I'd better sit down in the shade!

This summer is hot as all blazes

I’ll buy a small bucket and spade
And walk along the esplanade
And have an ice-cream
Then just sit and dream

I’ll buy a small bucket and spade
And walk along the esplanade
And have an ice-cream

I'll buy a small bucket and spade
And walk along the esplanade