Govende – a game of wordplay, puns, leaps of thought and trivia - GAME 2

Sadly is when you're riding a horse and the saddle is too loose, and slips to one side.

What is loose?

Britain is great, although not everyone agrees these days, sadly.

What is sadly?

There is not much common land left in Britain .Most of the land is in private ownership and common land has been bought up by developers.

What is Britain?

Someone who considers themselves to be from a social class above the common people.

What is common?

An upset is a childish way of describing an upper set of dentures.

What’s an upper ?

Wane plays really good football. He also upsets his wife from time to time.

What is upset?

Wax is antonym of wane

What is wane?

Death is when you have so much wax in your ears that you can’t hear and go death.

What is wax?

Ah now para dies is when a parachutist dices with death
What is death ?

Eve was the partner of Adam and they lived in paradise, before she ate a bad apple.

What is paradise?

Keats wrote ‘The Eve of St. Agnes’

Who or what was Eve ?

Wine is beaded bubbles winking at the brim and purple stained mouth

Keats wrote it. Who was he?

Grand is someone who can spend a thousand pounds on a bottle of wine for dinner.

What is wine?

A crayon is actually a canyon, like the Grand Canyon, written about by someone who can't spell.

What is Grand

A response is when you've sponged your grandson down in the shower, only to discover that when you turned your back he got hold of the bath crayons and drew on his tummy, so you have to re-sponse him.

What is a crayon?

A fancy is the response to someone asking, "What is this thing?" It's a fan see.

What is a response?

A funny can tickle someone’s fancy

What is a fancy

Crab is an anagram of the first name and initial of the Scottish actor, Rab C. Nesbitt, who is very funny.

What is funny?

But I should check my spellings before I post!! 🙄

What is cancer?

Cancer is a sign of the zodiac represented by a crab.

What is a crab?

don’t worry Caleo , keep posting 🙂

Caleb -If I’ve spent quite a while with my response, I usually copy it and click on ‘last’ to see if I’ve been beaten to it before pasting.

Sorry I seem to have posted out of synch for the third time. What am I doing wrong?

Chemotherapy at one time meant antibiotics to cure bacterial infections whereas now it seems to refer to chemical treatment for cancer.

What is cancer?

Chemotherapy is a therapy for Mother and could be the key (che) to being ‘appy.

What is key?