Govende – a game of wordplay, puns, leaps of thought and trivia - GAME 2

Loo is an old card game where the winner of the trick takes the pool while the losers pay in to the next pool.

What's trick?

Laxative is - oh, excuse me, must rush to the loo....

What is the loo?

It’s the laxative version of Complan

What is laxative

Dis agreeable is when you diss a person you are unable to agree with about a complex situation.

What is complex?

Someone is an unknown or unspecified person usually in a disagreeable situation

What is disagreeable?

Plausible is a word we use when we don't really believe what someone is saying however cleverly they say it.

What is a someone?

Well there’s Minnie, a sort of golf club, or a doctor who dives.
Which ever is most plausible.

What is plausible?

A mouthful is what you get when you cross the road in front of a driver who thinks you shouldn't be there if you're not in a car.

What is a driver?

Virtuous is when you chew covertly in a restaurant on a mouthful of tough rump steak.

What is a mouthful?

Cant often goes with hypocrisy when someone wants to show how virtuous they are.

What is virtuous?

Urgency is can't wait.

What is cant?

Bluebelle

Pinch is what you do when you have an urgency and need the loo.

What is urgency?

It’s something you wouldn’t want to do to a bottom that’s just done what’s described above - i.e pinch it

What is pinch

Fat is what you cook your goose in or if she say it in a very posh voice then it’s something your bottom does when you don’t want it to
What is goose

Fat finger texting for clover.

What is fat?

Cattle have cloven hoofs.

What else is cloven?

Lowing is the sound routinely made by cattle.

What are cattle?

Thanks, Juliet This is such a fun game.

Under is where I refuse to go when I'm feeling low.

What is low?

The hairy bits under your arms.

What is under?

It’s when F1 drivers are in the pits after being called in by the word Box

What are pits

I liked your ‘anatomy’ Retread

Males are things that come through the post box in the morning

What is postbox?

Oops ignore mine, it's lame anyway I was on the wrong page.

Animals are animated males.

What are males?

AnnaTommy is the short name for a celebrity couple, you know, like Brangelina or similar.

What is celebrity?

Anatomy is the academic discipline that deals with the biological structure of animals.

What are animals?