Govende – a game of wordplay, puns, leaps of thought and trivia - GAME 2

Its when someone who cannot spell is voting "for" Joe Biden.

What is voting?

An ur (‘er)ban is when a woman is forbidden to go somewhere where only ‘ims can go.

What is forbidden?

Slang is an informal way of speaking. Examples of slang may be found on the website Urban Dictionary.

What is urban?

Police is a slang word for parrots.

What is slang?

Its what the police give you when the incident is not serious enough for a formal charge.

What are police?

It’s a warning that a dog gives you…it’s not quite a growl

What is a warning?

A caravan is a car that grows up to be a van.

What is grow?

Town (spelled Towyn locally) is a small community in North Wales where we went for caravan holidays when I was a kid.

What is a caravan?

Oh now metal is when I go to town to meet Al and I tell everyone “Today I went to town and met Al”
What is a town

Pee ping is when a man goes for a wee and it lands on something metal.

Sorry for lowering the tone

What is metal?

Experience is when an ex lover tried to tell you that peering into people's windows like a Peeping Tom was something he did in the interests of science.

What is peeping?

Travel is a way to see and experience new places and people.

What is experience?

They often travel on wheels

What is travel

Bait is what Geordie's call their meals.

What are meals?

Worms is a beautiful city in Germany and quite unlike those unpleasant wriggly things that are used as fish bait.

What is bait?

Canopy is when you open a can of worms.

What are worms?

When you take your life in your hands and throw yourself out of an aeroplane in the hope that the canopy above you will gently float you back down to earth!

What is canopy?

When you are "game" you are ready to do something a bit difficult like parachuting from a plane.

What is parachuting?

A party is when you use your lucky tee in a game of golf to play at par.

What is a game?

A choice is where you decide to go left or right, or to have that last piece of cake or not, or to vote or not for the governing party that everyone on GN slates or support Liverpool FC and not Manchester UFC. We make choices everyday - not always wise ones!!
What is party?

Decision is the process of making a choice or judgement and is not always straightforward.

What is a choice?

It’s a decision to take the transgender route - her plan B

What is decision

Dill is a herb which aunt Emma included in many of her family recipes - thus Dill-Emma.

What is a herb?

Making a fuss is not having suss when faced with a dilemma.

What is a dilemma?

Someone having a heavy hat parked on their head with a lot of fuss and flummery.

What is fuss?