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More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Sun 18-Dec-22 13:02:27

Have we got time for another?
What, wine? Oh no let me recover
Well maybe a sherry
Gin from a berry
Or a drop of fine malt to discover

The children are tired and fractious

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crazyH Wed 04-Jan-23 11:16:15

He says I'm really neurotic
I say he is quite pedantic

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 04-Jan-23 12:23:35

He says I'm really neurotic
I say he is quite pedantic
We dig in our heels

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Mollygo Wed 04-Jan-23 13:57:13

He says I'm really neurotic
I say he is quite pedantic
We dig in our heels
Ignore how each feels

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Juliet27 Wed 04-Jan-23 14:07:25

He says I'm really neurotic
I say he is quite pedantic
We dig in our heels
Ignore how each feels
Watching them is quite hypnotic

Is Rishi in cloud cuckoo land?

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VB000 Wed 04-Jan-23 14:17:05

Is Rishi in cloud cuckoo land?
Or a big ostrich, head in sand

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Mollygo Wed 04-Jan-23 18:52:00

Is Rishi in cloud cuckoo land?
Or a big ostrich, head in sand
He’s bound to be wrong

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Jangran99 Wed 04-Jan-23 19:26:16

Is Rishi in cloud cuckoo land?
Or a big ostrich, head in sand
He’s bound to be wrong
So it won’t be long

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tickingbird Wed 04-Jan-23 19:38:15

Is Rishi in cloud cuckoo land?
Or a big ostrich, head in sand
He’s bound to be wrong
So it won’t be long
Afore someone new takes the stand

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tickingbird Wed 04-Jan-23 19:39:43

Is Rishi in cloud cuckoo land?
Or a big ostrich, head in sand
He’s bound to be wrong
So it won’t be long
Afore someone new takes the stand

I’m feeling a little put out

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NanKate Wed 04-Jan-23 21:51:10

I’m feeling a little put out
I’ve got a return of the gout

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Mollygo Wed 04-Jan-23 22:17:41

I’m feeling a little put out
I’ve got a return of the gout
I didn’t deserve

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Juliet27 Thu 05-Jan-23 07:28:32

I’m feeling a little put out
I’ve got a return of the gout
I didn’t deserve
As you will observe

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Jangran99 Thu 05-Jan-23 08:40:06

I’m feeling a little put out
I’ve got a return of the gout.
I didn’t deserve
As you will observe,
To now be just hobbling about.

I’ve always been so full of zest

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Ashcombe Thu 05-Jan-23 08:45:46

I’ve always been so full of zest
A positive outlook is best.

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VB000 Thu 05-Jan-23 09:04:51

I’ve always been so full of zest
A positive outlook is best
Twenty twenty three

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nanna8 Thu 05-Jan-23 09:12:19

I’ve always been so full of zest
A positive outlook is best
Twenty twenty three
For you and for me

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Juliet27 Thu 05-Jan-23 09:43:43

I’ve always been so full of zest
A positive outlook is best
Twenty twenty three
For you and for me
Will be one where we should feel blessed

There has to be a turning point

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 05-Jan-23 16:01:33

There has to be a turning point
I hope my news won't disappoint

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Jane71 Thu 05-Jan-23 17:09:01

There has to be a turning point
I hope my news won't disappoint
But I have just heard

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Mollygo Thu 05-Jan-23 18:39:08

There has to be a turning point
I hope my news won't disappoint
But I have just heard
My op’s been deferred

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Thu 05-Jan-23 21:41:12

There has to be a turning point
I hope my news won't disappoint
But I have just heard
My op’s been deferred
While the surgery team shares a joint

There's a very strange smell in the room

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NanKate Thu 05-Jan-23 22:05:19

There's a very strange smell in the room
It’s either the bride or the groom

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VB000 Fri 06-Jan-23 09:50:57

There's a very strange smell in the room
It’s either the bride or the groom
They're all getting stoned

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henetha Fri 06-Jan-23 10:19:10

There's a very strange smell in the room
It’s either the bride or the groom
They're all getting stoned
With the cash I loaned

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Mollygo Fri 06-Jan-23 12:41:39

There's a very strange smell in the room
It’s either the bride or the groom
They're all getting stoned
With the cash I loaned
The outcome? A new baby boom!

Does your dog try grooming your ear?

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