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More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Sun 18-Dec-22 13:02:27

Have we got time for another?
What, wine? Oh no let me recover
Well maybe a sherry
Gin from a berry
Or a drop of fine malt to discover

The children are tired and fractious

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GoldenLady Sat 13-May-23 23:00:26

He offered to give me a lift
My old man, he was rather miffed
"Where to love?" he said
"Just drive straight ahead!"

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Juliet27 Sun 14-May-23 07:15:11

He offered to give me a lift
My old man, he was rather miffed
"Where to love?" he said
"Just drive straight ahead!"
“I need to escape from a rift”

The driver now had second thoughts

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VB000 Sun 14-May-23 09:07:19

The driver now had second thoughts
And said he was married (of course!!)

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Salti Sun 14-May-23 09:30:35

The driver now had second thoughts
And said he was married (of course!!)
I gave him a scare

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Mollygo Sun 14-May-23 10:25:43

The driver now had second thoughts
And said he was married (of course!!)
I gave him a scare
(By means I won’t share)

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GoldenLady Sun 14-May-23 14:04:27

The driver now had second thoughts
And said he was married (of course!!)
I gave him a scare
(By means I won’t share)
He suggested I travel by horse.

Today we are honoring mothers

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Juliet27 Sun 14-May-23 15:27:34

Today we are honoring mothers
Not in U.K. but in others

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crazyH Sun 14-May-23 15:40:01

Today we are honoring mothers
Not in U.K. but in others
We must celebrate

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CazzJazz Sun 14-May-23 17:13:23

Today we are honouring mothers
Not in UK but in others
We must celebrate
This meaningful date

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henetha Mon 15-May-23 10:08:00

Today we are honouring mothers
Not in UK but in others
We must celebrate
This meaningful date
So come on, sisters and brothers.

I'm thinking of learning to ski

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Salti Mon 15-May-23 10:30:31

I'm thinking of learning to ski
It looks so easy on TV

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 15-May-23 14:59:22

I'm thinking of learning to ski
It looks so easy on TV
Downhill with such grace

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Mollygo Mon 15-May-23 15:44:21

I'm thinking of learning to ski
It looks so easy on TV
Downhill with such grace
Or soaring through space

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Juliet27 Mon 15-May-23 17:07:54

I'm thinking of learning to ski
It looks so easy on TV
Downhill with such grace
Or soaring through space
It’s a shame I’ve a dodgy knee!

Wish I’d not bought a mountain bike

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CazzJazz Mon 15-May-23 21:53:57

Wish I'd not bought a mountain bike
Maybe I'll swap it for a trike

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crazyH Mon 15-May-23 22:00:57

Wish I'd not bought a mountain bike
Maybe I'll swap it for a trike
My legs’ not that good

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keepcalmandcavachon Mon 15-May-23 22:59:52

Wish I'd not bought a mountain bike Maybe I'll swap it for a trike My legs' not that good I'd freewheel if I could

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Juliet27 Tue 16-May-23 06:21:17

Wish I'd not bought a mountain bike
Maybe I'll swap it for a trike
My leg’s not that good
I’d freewheel if I could
Guess I should be more ladylike

There once was a doctor from Wick

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Salti Tue 16-May-23 07:55:16

There once was a doctor from Wick
I visited when I was sick

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CazzJazz Tue 16-May-23 13:59:59

There once was a doctor from Wick
I visited when I was sick
He prescribed a pill

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GoldenLady Tue 16-May-23 14:48:11

There once was a doctor from Wick
I visited when I was sick
He prescribed a pill
That made me more ill

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Juliet27 Tue 16-May-23 19:06:52

There once was a doctor from Wick
I visited when I was sick
He prescribed a pill
That made me more ill
So not the best GP to pick

Though contact with a GP rare

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VB000 Wed 17-May-23 09:24:57

Though contact with a GP rare
The ones I found don't seem to care

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CazzJazz Wed 17-May-23 13:08:50

Though contact with a GP rare
The ones I found don't seem to care
Don't they hear

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Juliet27 Thu 18-May-23 07:03:15

Though contact with a GP rare
The ones I found don't seem to care
They don’t seem to hear
The problem we fear

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