More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

There's a very strange smell in the room
It’s either the bride or the groom
They're all getting stoned
With the cash I loaned
The outcome? A new baby boom!

Does your dog try grooming your ear?

There's a very strange smell in the room
It’s either the bride or the groom
They're all getting stoned
With the cash I loaned

There's a very strange smell in the room
It’s either the bride or the groom
They're all getting stoned

There's a very strange smell in the room
It’s either the bride or the groom

There has to be a turning point
I hope my news won't disappoint
But I have just heard
My op’s been deferred
While the surgery team shares a joint

There's a very strange smell in the room

There has to be a turning point
I hope my news won't disappoint
But I have just heard
My op’s been deferred

There has to be a turning point
I hope my news won't disappoint
But I have just heard

There has to be a turning point
I hope my news won't disappoint

I’ve always been so full of zest
A positive outlook is best
Twenty twenty three
For you and for me
Will be one where we should feel blessed

There has to be a turning point

I’ve always been so full of zest
A positive outlook is best
Twenty twenty three
For you and for me

I’ve always been so full of zest
A positive outlook is best
Twenty twenty three

I’ve always been so full of zest
A positive outlook is best.

I’m feeling a little put out
I’ve got a return of the gout.
I didn’t deserve
As you will observe,
To now be just hobbling about.

I’ve always been so full of zest

I’m feeling a little put out
I’ve got a return of the gout
I didn’t deserve
As you will observe

I’m feeling a little put out
I’ve got a return of the gout
I didn’t deserve

I’m feeling a little put out
I’ve got a return of the gout

Is Rishi in cloud cuckoo land?
Or a big ostrich, head in sand
He’s bound to be wrong
So it won’t be long
Afore someone new takes the stand

I’m feeling a little put out

Is Rishi in cloud cuckoo land?
Or a big ostrich, head in sand
He’s bound to be wrong
So it won’t be long
Afore someone new takes the stand

Is Rishi in cloud cuckoo land?
Or a big ostrich, head in sand
He’s bound to be wrong
So it won’t be long

Is Rishi in cloud cuckoo land?
Or a big ostrich, head in sand
He’s bound to be wrong

Is Rishi in cloud cuckoo land?
Or a big ostrich, head in sand

He says I'm really neurotic
I say he is quite pedantic
We dig in our heels
Ignore how each feels
Watching them is quite hypnotic

Is Rishi in cloud cuckoo land?

He says I'm really neurotic
I say he is quite pedantic
We dig in our heels
Ignore how each feels

He says I'm really neurotic
I say he is quite pedantic
We dig in our heels

He says I'm really neurotic
I say he is quite pedantic