More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

I'd love to be able to sing
Anything from opera to swing
Or some sultry jazz
Sung with pizzaz

I'd love to be able to sing
Anything from opera to swing
Or some sultry jazz
Sung with pizzaz
My voice from the rafters would ring!

Instead, I sound more like a frog

Instead, I sound more like a frog
With a falsetto to rival a dog

Instead, I sound more like a frog
Falsetto to rival a dog
But when I shower

Instead, I sound more like a frog
Falsetto to rival a dog
But when I shower
I’ll trill for an hour

Instead, I sound more like a frog
Falsetto to rival a dog
But when I shower
I’ll trill for an hour
It is why the bathroom I hog

Singing is good for everyone

Singing is good for everyone
And songs, bring back, memories, long gone

Singing is good for everyone
And songs bring back memories long gone
We sang them at school

Singing is good for everyone
And songs bring back memories long gone
We sang them at school
As part of the rule

Singing is good for everyone
And songs bring back memories long gone
We sang them at school
As part of the rule
But the songs I sing now are more fun!

Cousin Mortimer played the kazoo

Cousin Mortimer played the kazoo,
It cheered him up when he felt blue,

Cousin Mortimer played the kazoo,
It cheered him up when he felt blue,
He played up a storm

Cousin Mortimer played the kazoo
And cymbals on knees he had too!

Cousin Mortimer played the kazoo
And cymbals on knees he had too!.
Drum kit on his back

Cousin Mortimer played the kazoo
And cymbals on knees he had too!.
Drum kit on his back
He’d give it a whack

Cousin Mortimer played the kazoo
And cymbals on knees he had too!.
Drum kit on his back
He’d give it a whack
Of my, what a hullabaloo

Simon is going to the fair

Simon is going to the fair
The coconut shy better beware!

Simon is going to the fair
The coconut shy better beware
Ten nuts with one swipe!

Simon is going to the fair
The coconut shy better beware
Ten nuts with one swipe!
Gives reason to gripe

Simon is going to the fair
The coconut shy better beware
Ten nuts with one swipe!
Gives reason to gripe
And he won a big teddy bear.

Which he gave to little niece

Which he gave to little niece
She was happy, to say the least

Which he gave to little niece
She was happy, to say the least
‘‘Twas almost her size

Which he gave to little niece
She was happy, to say the least
'Twas almost her size
With big shiny eyes

Which he gave to little niece
She was happy, to say the least
'Twas almost her size
With big shiny eyes
And a lecherous grin – what a beast!

In Tesco I cannot find eggs

In Tesco I cannot find eggs
While searching I’ve worn out my legs