More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

Flamenco is good for the hips.
But not cakes, desserts or chips
You could fandango
Takes two to tango
And you need strength to do the flips

When Alistair went to Saudi

He found the locals were rowdy

Sorry....

When Alistair went to Saudi
He found the locals were rowdy

When Alistair went to Saudi
He found the locals were rowdy
The noise in the Souk

When Alistair went to Saudi
He found the locals were rowdy
The noise in the Souk
The heat and smell of puke

When Alistair went to Saudi
He found the locals were rowdy
The noise in the Souk
The heat and smell of puke
He found you had to shout loudly

Rivers run high in the Winter

Rivers run high in the Winter
When it floods, best be a sprinter

Rivers run high in the Winter
When it floods, best be a sprinter
Soaked up to the knees

Rivers run high in the Winter
When it floods, best be a sprinter
Soaked up to the knees
It's starting to freeze

Rivers run high in the Winter
When it floods, best be a sprinter
Soaked up to the knees
It's starting to freeze
And I think I've got a splinter

Tomorrow is car boot sale day

Tomorrow is car boot sale day
From chores, I must get away!

Tomorrow is car boot sale day
From chores, I must get away!
Will I buy or sell?

Tomorrow is car boot sale day
From chores, I must get away!
Will I buy or sell?
I never can tell

Tomorrow is car boot sale day
From chores, I must get away!
Will I buy or sell?
I never can tell
But less cash I’m certain to pay.

Car boot sales are fun when it’s fine

Car boot sales are fun when it’s fine
But not if the sun doesn't shine.

Car boot sales are fun when it’s fine
But not if the sun doesn't shine.
Bargains can be had

Car boot sales are fun when it’s fine
But not if the sun doesn't shine.
Bargains can be had
Miss one and feel sad

Car boot sales are fun when it’s fine
But not if the sun doesn't shine.
Bargains can be had
Miss one and feel sad
I found one! At last it is mine!

Can it really be spring at last?

Can it really be spring at last?
Has winter had it's last blast?

Can it really be spring at last?
Has winter had it's last blast?
Let's hope it is so

Can it really be spring at last?
Has winter had it's last blast?
Let's hope it is so
Can’t cope with more snow

Can it really be spring at last?
Has winter had it's last blast?
Let's hope it is so
The last of the snow

Can it really be spring at last?
Has winter had it's last blast?
Let's hope it is so
The last of the snow
With no more bad weather forecast

I still remember my first car

I still remember my first car
So to travelling there's now no bar

I still remember my first car
So to travelling there's now no bar,
I'm free as a bird