More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

I really hate preparing taxes
Tho income not high as yours is
It's the forms, you see
My sums don’t agree
Taxman has informed his Bosses

Will I go to jail, I wonder

I really hate preparing taxes
Tho income not as high as yours is
It's the forms, you see
My sums don’t agree

I really hate preparing taxes
Tho income not as high as yours is
It's the forms, you see

I really hate preparing taxes
Tho income not high as yours is

But really the weather’s too cold
On waiting for summer I'm sold
Flipflops are ready
On my sun-beddy,
Summer will come, I am told.

I really hate preparing taxes

But really the weather’s too cold
On waiting for summer I'm sold
Flipflops are ready
On my sun-beddy,

But really the weather’s too cold
On waiting for the summer I'm sold
Flipflops are ready

But really the weather’s too cold
On waiting for the summer I'm sold

So is clout clothing, or power?
Naked and cloutless I’d cower.
Too old to bare all
Do you have the gall
I do, when alone in the shower.

But really the weather’s too cold

So is clout clothing, or power?
Naked and cloutless I’d cower.
Too old to bare all
Do you have the gall ?

So is clout clothing, or power?
Naked and cloutless I’d cower.
Too old to bare all

So is clout clothing, or power?
Naked and cloutless I’d cower

Sorry
So is clout clothing, or power?

(That's interesting. Where I live, clout means political influence.)

Mollygo start line ?

So, what's a clout when it's at home?
There’s definitions in a tome
It means your wool vest
A pink one is best
But keep your clouts on when you roam!

So, what's a clout when it's at home?
There’s definitions in a tome
It means your wool vest
A pink one is best

So, what's a clout when it's at home?
There’s definitions in a tome
It means your wool vest

So, what's a clout when it's at home?
There’s definitions in a tome

The sun's been so lovely today
I hope that this weather will stay
I'm taking no bets
I don't want regrets
'Cause nay cast a clout until May.

So, what's a clout when it's at home?

The sun’s been so lovely today
I hope that this weather will stay
I’m taking no bets
I don’t want regrets

The sun’s been so lovely today
I hope that this weather will stay
I’m taking no bets

The sun’s been so lovely today
I hope that this weather will stay

It's nice having friends round to eat.
Good company just can't be beat.
They taste best well done
Hard, cooking for one
‘Cos after one arm you’re replete!

The sun’s been so lovely today

It's nice having friends round to eat.
Good company just can't be beat.
They taste best well done
Hard, cooking for one