More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

We mustn't feel sorry for Maisie
In that awful advert for Daisy!
‘Cos she’s getting paid
The garden is laid
And now she can be very lazy.

(What awful ad, and what is Daisy?)

It's now nearly time for spring

Have you not seen the threads on the worst adverts - the Daisy perfume one is mentioned time and time again

It's now nearly time for spring
Warm weather I hope it will bring

It's now nearly time for spring
Warm weather I hope it will bring
But the forecast says ice

It's now nearly time for spring
Warm weather I hope it will bring
But the forecast says ice
They’ve told us this thrice

It's now nearly time for spring
Warm weather I hope it will bring
But the forecast says ice
They’ve told us this thrice
And the birds have started to sing.

They're building a nest in the hedge

They're building a nest in the hedge
It's sturdy like a ledge

They're building a nest in the hedge
It's so sturdy it’s like a ledge
Let’s hope there’s a brood

They're building a nest in the hedge
It's so sturdy it’s like a ledge
Let’s hope there’s a brood
That has enough food

They're building a nest in the hedge
It's so sturdy it’s like a ledge
Let’s hope there’s a brood
That has enough food
Some insects and plenty of veg.

We all need our five veg a day

We all need our five veg a day
I’ll give it a miss, if I may

We all need our five veg a day
I’ll give it a miss, if I may
Five sounds like a lot

We all need our five veg a day
I’ll give it a miss, if I may
Five sounds like a lot
But in a soup pot

We all need our five veg a day
I'll give it a miss, if I may
Five sounds like a lot
But in a soup pot
Is more manageable I'd say.

Now, five pieces of cake I'd do

Now, five pieces of cake I'd do
That's better than turnips and stew

We all need our five veg a day
I’ll give it a miss, if I may
Five sounds like a lot
But in a soup pot
You’ll feel far more like a gourmet

We did have snow but not for long

Forgive me, the Tesco delivery arrived and then I forgot to refresh. I’m a failure lately!

Now, five pieces of cake I'd do
That's better than turnips and stew
A far better taste

Now, five pieces of cake I'd do
That's better than turnips and stew
A far better taste
Without any waste

Now, five pieces of cake I'd do
That's better than turnips and stew
A far better taste
Without any waste
Yes, I'd choose the cake, wouldn't you?

Chocolate's the best kind, I think

Chocolate's the best kind, I think
As food and also as a drink

Chocolate's the best kind, I think
As food and also as a drink
A luxurious treat

Chocolate's the best kind, I think
As food and also as a drink
A luxury treat
I often secrete

Chocolate's the best kind, I think
As food and also as a drink
A luxury treat
I often secrete
But eating it won’t make me shrink.

The snow’s rolling d swirling down on my car

Sorry, I coughed whilst dictating.

The snow’s swirling down on my car.