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More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Sun 18-Dec-22 13:02:27

Have we got time for another?
What, wine? Oh no let me recover
Well maybe a sherry
Gin from a berry
Or a drop of fine malt to discover

The children are tired and fractious

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henetha Tue 21-Feb-23 09:52:51

I really hate driving in fog,
I'm scared I'll end up in a bog

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GoldenLady Tue 21-Feb-23 13:30:51

I really hate driving in fog,
I'm scared I'll end up in a bog
So I'd rather stay home

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Jangran99 Tue 21-Feb-23 16:26:35

I really hate driving in fog,
I'm scared I'll end up in a bog
I'd rather stay home
But if I must roam

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Tue 21-Feb-23 17:27:40

I really hate driving in fog,
I'm scared I'll end up in a bog
I'd rather stay home
But if I must roam
I'll only go out for a jog

In spring, when the foxes are frisky

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Mollygo Tue 21-Feb-23 17:46:58

In spring, when the foxes are frisky
Unfenced-in chickens are risky

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Juliet27 Wed 22-Feb-23 07:10:56

In spring, when the foxes are frisky
Unfenced-in chickens are risky
But finding a mate

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NanKate Wed 22-Feb-23 07:36:20

In spring, when the foxes are frisky
Unfenced-in chickens are risky
But finding a mate
Then having a date

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henetha Wed 22-Feb-23 10:14:23

In spring, when the foxes are frisky
Unfenced-in chickens are risky
But finding a mate
Then having a date
Is fraught, I'd rather drink whisky.

I'm going to Ireland by ferry

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Juliet27 Wed 22-Feb-23 12:28:15

I'm going to Ireland by ferry
And visiting County Kerry

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 22-Feb-23 12:30:15

I'm going to Ireland by ferry
And visiting County Kerry
The green countryside

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crazyH Wed 22-Feb-23 12:36:49

I'm going to Ireland by ferry
And visiting County Kerry
The green countryside
On a horse I’d ride

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Jangran99 Wed 22-Feb-23 12:36:55

going to Ireland by ferry
And visiting County Kerry
The green countryside
Is where I will bide

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Wed 22-Feb-23 12:37:00

I'm going to Ireland by ferry
And visiting County Kerry
The green countryside
and the Guinness aside,

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Wed 22-Feb-23 12:38:45

Like bloody London buses! Ok then

I'm going to Ireland by ferry
And visiting County Kerry
The green countryside
On a horse I’d ride
From Dingle right up to Derry

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Wed 22-Feb-23 12:39:28

As I wait for a number nine bus

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Juliet27 Wed 22-Feb-23 14:07:00

As I wait for a number nine bus
For over half an hour I cuss

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Jangran99 Wed 22-Feb-23 14:21:49

I wait for a number nine bus
For over half an hour I cuss
I just can’t be late

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GoldenLady Wed 22-Feb-23 14:35:30

I wait for a number nine bus
For over half an hour I cuss
I just can’t be late
That is something I'd hate

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crazyH Wed 22-Feb-23 14:40:07

I wait for a number nine bus
For over half an hour I cuss
I just can’t be late
That is something I'd hate
No point in making a big fuss

The steps to the top get steeper

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Jane71 Thu 23-Feb-23 09:46:58

The steps to the top get steeper
The rise in the steps grows deeper

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Thu 23-Feb-23 10:15:55

The steps to the top get steeper
The rise in the steps grows deeper
I'm feeling my age

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Juliet27 Thu 23-Feb-23 10:27:34

The steps to the top get steeper
The rise in the steps grows deeper
I'm feeling my age
I don’t like this stage

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henetha Thu 23-Feb-23 10:36:29

The steps to the top get steeper
The rise in the steps grows deeper
I'm feeling my age
I don’t like this stage
Next step might be the grim reaper.

But there's life in the old gal yet

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VB000 Thu 23-Feb-23 11:03:13

But there's life in the old gal yet
On that score, I'm willing to bet

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Thu 23-Feb-23 11:12:44

But there's life in the old gal yet
On that score, I'm willing to bet
That there's oodles of fun

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