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July 21 Limericks

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fairfraise Tue 27-Sept-22 20:23:02

Olive, she's not very pretty
But, my, she's frightfully witty

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Salti Thu 01-Jun-23 13:59:23

For him, steaks should be cremated
So I burn them while he's waited
He likes them with chips
And plenty of dips

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VB000 Thu 01-Jun-23 12:18:18

For him, steaks should be cremated
So I burn them while he's waited
He likes them with chips

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henetha Thu 01-Jun-23 10:51:11

For him, steaks should be cremated
So I burn them while he's waited

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Jangran99 Thu 01-Jun-23 07:31:36

I can’t decide what’s for dinner
I think steak might be the winner
I like it quite rare
With fat barely there
But my other half is a sinner.

For him, steaks should be cremated

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crazyH Wed 31-May-23 14:15:18

I can’t decide what’s for dinner
I think steak might be the winner
I like it quite rare
With fat barely there

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Salti Wed 31-May-23 14:00:36

I can’t decide what’s for dinner
I think steak might be the winner
I like it quite rare

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Juliet27 Wed 31-May-23 13:23:41

I can’t decide what’s for dinner
I think steak might be the winner

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Mollygo Wed 31-May-23 12:03:43

I can’t decide what’s for dinner

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henetha Wed 31-May-23 11:03:16

A new line please, dear Mollygo

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Mollygo Tue 30-May-23 15:31:19

Forgive me for being pedantic
This poetry's driving me frantic
No reason or rhyme
No language sublime
And disputes about the semantics.

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GoldenLady Tue 30-May-23 15:05:22

Forgive me for being pedantic
This poetry's driving me frantic
No reason or rhyme
No language sublime

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Salti Tue 30-May-23 13:28:04

Forgive me for being pedantic
This poetry's driving me frantic
No reason or rhyme

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VB000 Tue 30-May-23 12:37:49

Forgive me for being pedantic
This poetry's driving me frantic

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crazyH Tue 30-May-23 11:23:22

I'm sorry to have lowered the tone!
But, don't worry, you're not alone
We’re a ‘common’ bunch
Although I've a hunch
Some are from the Abbey, Downtown

Forgive me for being pedantic

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henetha Tue 30-May-23 10:56:01

I'm sorry to have lowered the tone!
But, don't worry, you're not alone
We’re a ‘common’ bunch
Although I've a hunch

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crazyH Mon 29-May-23 15:05:58

I'm sorry to have lowered the tone!
But, don't worry, you're not alone
We’re a ‘common’ bunch

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Mollygo Mon 29-May-23 15:03:06

I'm sorry to have lowered the tone!
But, don't worry, you're not alone
Rude jokes often start

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 29-May-23 14:59:50

I'm sorry to have lowered the tone!
But, don't worry, you're not alone

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Juliet27 Mon 29-May-23 13:00:20

He’s partial to a cake or two,
Followed by some homemade stew
Then longingly beg
For beer from my keg
Then rather smelly wind he blew.

I'm sorry to have lowered the tone!

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Salti Mon 29-May-23 12:43:33

He’s partial to a cake or two,
Followed by some homemade stew
Then longingly beg
For beer from my keg

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Mollygo Mon 29-May-23 12:19:51

He’s partial to a cake or two,
Followed by some homemade stew
Then longingly beg

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henetha Mon 29-May-23 12:13:34

He’s partial to a cake or two,
Followed by some homemade stew

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crazyH Mon 29-May-23 11:59:24

My dog is asleep in the sun
There’s no way he’ll go for a run
He's old and he's grey
But I hope he'll stay
I’ll promise to bake him a bun

He’s partial to a cake or two

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henetha Mon 29-May-23 11:48:12

My dog is asleep in the sun
There’s no way he’ll go for a run
He's old and he's grey
But I hope he'll stay

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Salti Mon 29-May-23 11:10:54

My dog is asleep in the sun
There’s no way he’ll go for a run
He's old and he's grey

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