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July 21 Limericks

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fairfraise Tue 27-Sept-22 20:23:02

Olive, she's not very pretty
But, my, she's frightfully witty

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Juliet27 Thu 29-Jun-23 12:10:08

It winged across the air, askew
Towards the worried crowd it flew
It dropped 3 foot short
I hoped it would thwart
Injury and a chance to sue

If I’d moved to Australia

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CazzJazz Thu 29-Jun-23 12:23:11

If I'd moved to Australia
Would I have been a failure?

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 29-Jun-23 16:03:03

If I'd moved to Australia
Would I have been a failure?
So sporty out there

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keepcalmandcavachon Thu 29-Jun-23 22:12:17

If I'd moved to Australia
Would I have been a failure?
So sporty out there
Always up for a dare

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VB000 Fri 30-Jun-23 09:43:33

If I'd moved to Australia
Would I have been a failure?
So sporty out there
Always up for a dare
With no paraphenalia

It's almost July already

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henetha Fri 30-Jun-23 10:46:24

It's almost July already
And today it's raining quite steady

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Salti Fri 30-Jun-23 11:15:07

It's almost July already
And today it's raining quite steady
It's blowing a gale

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Mollygo Fri 30-Jun-23 11:30:05

It's almost July already
And today it's raining quite steady
It's blowing a gale
That’s 8 on the scale

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GoldenLady Fri 30-Jun-23 16:35:08

It's almost July already
And today it's raining quite steady
It's blowing a gale
That’s 8 on the scale
Good weather for eating spaghetti

Here, it is hot and it's smoky

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Juliet27 Fri 30-Jun-23 17:02:32

Here, it is hot and it's smoky
That’s enough to make you croaky

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Crocus5 Fri 30-Jun-23 17:24:00

Here, it is hot and it’s smoky
That’s enough to make you croaky
With a cough so hoarse

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henetha Sat 01-Jul-23 10:59:01

Here, it is hot and it’s smoky
That’s enough to make you croaky
With a cough so hoarse
Like swallowing gorse,

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crazyH Sat 01-Jul-23 12:44:16

Here, it is hot and it’s smoky
That’s enough to make you croaky
With a cough so hoarse
Like swallowing gorse,
And this room is oh so pokey !

I think I’ll make a trip to town

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Mollygo Sat 01-Jul-23 13:00:50

The bus fares are making me frown

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Mollygo Sat 01-Jul-23 13:01:55

I think I’ll make a trip to town
The bus fares are making me frown

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crazyH Sat 01-Jul-23 13:17:32

I think I’ll make a trip to town
The bus fares are making me frown
I’m glad of my ‘pass’

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Juliet27 Sat 01-Jul-23 13:32:04

I think I’ll make a trip to town
The bus fares are making me frown
I’m glad of my ‘pass’
Though it’s not first class

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crazyH Sat 01-Jul-23 14:40:43

I think I’ll make a trip to town
The bus fares are making me frown
I’m glad of my ‘pass’
Though it’s not first class
Didn’t even cost me half a crown

My girlfriends and I have a plan

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GoldenLady Sat 01-Jul-23 16:35:19

My girlfriends and I have a plan
To locate a good handyman

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Juliet27 Sun 02-Jul-23 08:12:07

My girlfriends and I have a plan
To locate a good handyman
First we’ll search the gym

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crazyH Sun 02-Jul-23 09:41:19

My girlfriends and I have a plan
To locate a good handyman
First we’ll search the gym
Or go out on a whim

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GoldenLady Sun 02-Jul-23 20:26:59

My girlfriends and I have a plan
To locate a good handyman
First we’ll search the gym
Or go out on a whim
The last fellow took off and ran

Do you know the latest dance craze?

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keepcalmandcavachon Sun 02-Jul-23 21:45:24

Do you know the latest dance craze?
Its shocking in a number of ways,

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henetha Mon 03-Jul-23 10:15:47

Do you know the latest dance craze?
Its shocking in a number of ways,
It involves stripping

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Juliet27 Mon 03-Jul-23 10:34:41

Do you know the latest dance craze?
Its shocking in a number of ways,
It involves stripping
Hope there’s no gripping!

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