Songs for swingers...

Songs for swinging members of Quasi-Autonomous Non-Governmental Organisations.

Tell me when will you be mine?
Tell me, quango, quango, quango!

Brilliant ? x

MissAdventure

Songs for swinging lingerie stealers.

Got bras in pockets.

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Song for a cuckolded husband

You light up my wife

Songs for naturists

Reach out I’ll be bare

Songs for wine-dribkers:

Life is a Cabernet

Songs for airline passengers:

Easyjet Sunday morning

Song for sufferers of headlice:

Something in the Hair

Song for watersports enthusiasts:

Leaving on a Jet-ski

Song for a bad hair day:

Go Away, Little Curl

Songs for fishermen
We're caught in a trout

For butchers:
Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you

For grocers:

Sweet dreams are made of cheese

Songs for rain haters: Dry Me a River

This thread is amazing! The songs are so clever.
All I can come up with ( due to the road works outside our house)
Song for road menders
There was I digging this hole . . .

Songs for swinging policemen: Suspicious Finds.

Songs for ex-lovers:

I can see clearly now Lorraine has gone

Songs for astrologers:

This is the dawning of the age of Aparagus

Songs for readers of a certain genre.
Visions of you, in shades of . . . grey

Songs for vampires

Oh what a bite

Songs for swinging eskimos

I only have ice for you

Songs for swinging slimmers...

I predict a diet, I predict a diet!

I need a salad, salad, salad is what I need...

Songs for swinging chip shop cook

One Day I’ll Fry Away

Cod Only Knows

Plaiceman

Songs for swinging Coutts customers

Uptown top banking

Songs for swinging ghosthunters

Give me the fright

Songs fro swinging dog owners/walkers

Don't lead me this way.
The bite of love
True collars