I wore my Beatles t-shirt to bed, and woke up, got out of bed, dragged a comb across my head...

I wore my Tommy Steele t-shrt to bed and woke up singin' the blues

I wore my Jim Reeves t-shirt to bed and woke up to the sound of distant drums.

I wore my Kenny Rogers t-shirt to bed and woke up on an island in the stream.

Wore my Little Richard t-shirt to bed and woke up with Long Tall Sally

I woke up with a Sting t-shirt on and Someone watching me.

I wore my Liz Truss T shirt I wore my Rishi Sunak T shirt
I went to bed naked.

I wore my Def Leppard t-shirt to bed and was chased by an Animal who Run Riot and suffered Hysteria, I woke covered in Love Bites.

Wore my Moody Blues t-shirt to bed and woke up at the end of the Night in White Satin

I wore my Jungle Book t-shirt to bed but woke up without even the bare necessities

I wore my Mike Curb Congregation t-shirt to bed and woke up Burning Bridges.

Wore my Bee Gees t-shirt to bed and woke up with Night Fever

I wore my Steps T-shirt to bed woke up and realised I was going nowhere. Tragedy!

I,wore my Toots and the Maytells T shirt to bed, and woke up with a big monkey man.

I wore my Johnny Cash t-shirt to bed and woke up with a boy named Sue.

Wore my Rod Stewart t-shirt to bed and woke up on a downtown train

Wore my Stevie Wonder tee shirt to bed and woke up with a part time lover.

But then my Kylie tee shirt spoiled it…I should be so lucky ?

I wore my “our kid”T-shirt to bed now “you just might see me cry”

I wore my Eric Clapton T shirt to bed and I can’t find my way home.

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Callistemon What did Glad say?

She shouted Get back to where you once belonged

I wore my Cliff Richard t-shirt to bed and woke up with a Bachelor Boy who said Please Don't Tease

Now we don't talk any more.

Callistemon What did Glad say?

I wore my Drifters tee shirt to bed and woke up kissing in the back row of the movies.

I wore my Dave Clark Five t-shirt to bed and woke up feeling glad all over

I wore my Shakin Stevens t-shirt to be and woke up behing the green door