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Limericks with very strict rules (7) 88558

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crazyH Mon 20-Jun-22 08:57:46

Mollygo

I love to stroll through a garden
If private - I beg your pardon
I dance round the pond
Touch each leafy frond

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Bellanonna Tue 06-Sept-22 12:56:53

I'm off to the High Street to browse
Whilst my dwindling finance allows
So Primark for me
But I won’t stop for tea

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crazyH Tue 06-Sept-22 19:34:52

I'm off to the High Street to browse
Whilst my dwindling finance allows
So Primark for me
But I won’t stop for tea
I need to get back to the house.

Him indoors will sit with a frown

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Crocus5 Tue 06-Sept-22 21:03:20

Him indoors will sit with a frown
“You’ve been a long time in the town”

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NanKate Tue 06-Sept-22 22:11:01

Him indoors will sit with a frown
“You’ve been a long time in the town”
I’ve spent lots of money

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crazyH Tue 06-Sept-22 22:22:56

Him indoors will sit with a frown
“You’ve been a long time in the town”
I’ve spent lots of money
Don’t be cross, honey

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Nell8 Tue 06-Sept-22 22:45:58

Him indoors will sit with a frown
"You've been a long time in the town"
I've spent lots of money
Don't be cross, honey
I got you new socks. Look, they're brown.

Things didn't go well after that

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Mollygo Tue 06-Sept-22 23:07:14

Things didn't go well after that
And then, I got mauled by the cat!

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Squiffy Tue 06-Sept-22 23:23:29

Things didn't go well after that
And then, I got mauled by the cat!
My blood-curdling screams

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Crocus5 Wed 07-Sept-22 10:19:20

Thing’s didn’t go well after that
And the, I got mauled by the cat
My blood-curdling screams
We’re like nightmare dreams

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henetha Wed 07-Sept-22 10:24:28

Thing’s didn’t go well after that
And then, I got mauled by the cat
My blood-curdling screams
Were like nightmare dreams,
So I chased the cat with a bat.

A cricket bat, belonging to him

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crazyH Wed 07-Sept-22 11:54:22

A cricket bat, belonging to him
Which he bought on hols, on a whim

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 07-Sept-22 12:13:39

A cricket bat, belonging to him
Which he bought on hols, on a whim
We now need a ball

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nanna8 Wed 07-Sept-22 12:48:45

A cricket bat belonging to him
Which he bought on hols,on a whim
We now need a ball
A couple of stumps

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GoldenLady Wed 07-Sept-22 14:12:50

A cricket bat belonging to him
Which he bought on hols,on a whim
We now need a ball
And an umpire to call

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Crocus5 Wed 07-Sept-22 18:44:32

A cricket bat belonging to him
Which he bought on hols, on a whim
We now need a ball
And an umpire to call
A good game will keep us all trim

The nights are dark earlier now

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NanKate Wed 07-Sept-22 22:11:42

The nights are dark earlier now
The farmer comes home on his plough

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crazyH Thu 08-Sept-22 08:31:50

The nights are dark earlier now
The farmer comes home on his plough
No stars in the sky

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GoldenLady Thu 08-Sept-22 14:59:16

The nights are dark earlier now
The farmer comes home on his plough
No stars in the sky
It's spooky - oh, my!

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Mollygo Thu 08-Sept-22 17:07:03

The nights are dark earlier now
The farmer comes home on his plough
No stars in the sky
It's spooky - oh, my
When dark-hooded strangers pass by.

Then fireworks, a rainbow-hued shower

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crazyH Thu 08-Sept-22 22:55:43

Then fireworks, a rainbow-hued shower
Fell from the sky, what great power !

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Juliet27 Fri 09-Sept-22 07:29:30

Then fireworks, a rainbow-hued shower
Fell from the sky, what great power !
A bonfire was lit

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 09-Sept-22 12:44:23

Then fireworks, a rainbow-hued shower
Fell from the sky, what great power!
A bonfire was lit
Light up and then quit

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GoldenLady Fri 09-Sept-22 14:31:29

Then fireworks, a rainbow-hued shower
Fell from the sky, what great power!
A bonfire was lit
Light up and then quit
But there will be more in an hour.

I love to spend time with my friends

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Juliet27 Sat 10-Sept-22 01:23:15

I love to spend time with my friends
Discussing many odds and ends

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Crocus5 Sat 10-Sept-22 08:10:37

I love to spend time with my friends
Discussing many odds and ends
Over tea and cake

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